In article .com,
George Adams wrote:

Thanks George, Here's a couple more


One for the left (swiped from Leno)

President Bush has begun working on his inauguration day speech. He
says when he¹s sworn in he will swear to preserve, protect, and defend
the constitution of the United States and the treasure map that¹s drawn
on the back of it.

And one for the right (again, swiped from Leno)

At the National Constitutional Center in Philadelphia, tourists can
experience what it¹s like to take the oath of office as president at a
virtual swearing in station. Your image is up on a giant screen while
an actor playing a Supreme Court justice swears you in. It¹s kind of
like a fantasy camp for Democrats.



Allen