"Peter Charles" wrote

As far as "nasty" flies are concerned, I'm a friggin' expert. I'm
sure there a few disasters lurking about these parts that'll challenge
even Willi to catch a fish.

whoa, now, dammit! wha's s'up with this "suck up to willi" bull****,
bro? this very spring, at the yankee clave, i'm gonna burn his rocky
mountain, mustachio'ed ass like a pair of gasoline soaked girlie thongs;
i'm gonna turn him inside out like earnhardt did to gordon; i'm gonna make
him feel like george foreman in zaire; i'm gonna show the boston yankee
freakin' patriots how to *really* whup ass; in short, i am gonna take my
place alongside steven barnard as one of the greats of fly fishing in the
last 50 years.

yfitons
wayno (well, that was easy, actually)