"riverman" wrote in message
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That would be Lenoir, North CAROLINA??

Wow, just how often does it snow there?!? Being from Maine, where we get
lots of that white stuff, I always figured North Cackalacky mediated
between rings-under-your-armpits hot and god-I'm-gonna-die hot. Never
thought you got snow more often than once a decade or so, and even then
only because of flying saucers or something.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

--riverman

Why you Ugly American Ex-patriot moose-****er! While I sit here eating a
Jethro Bodeen sized bowl of GRITZ--with plenty of salt, pepper, butter and
1/4 bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce which ain't all that hot-- with the snow
fallin' like ...umm, SNOW! YOU have the unmitigated audacity to insult a
dysfunctional son of the old north state and the beloved state he would
leave, if only the Canadian powers that be would just overlook his extensive
criminal record?!

Ordinarily, I would get in my trusty Suburban chase vehicle and hunt your
sorry ass down like a wascally wabbit eatin' my garden veggies or a
maraudin' collie, bent on subverting the neighborhood canines! However, as
the snow is approachin' ankle deep, I will have to forgo my best instincts
and fart in your general direction.