On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:53:28 -0600, "Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers"
wrote:


"Joshuall" wrote in message
...
Just wanted to extend to all during this most blessed of seasons a Merry
Christmas. And to hope that the Savior's life and sacrifice will touch
each of your lives and the lives of your families throughout this comming
year. Have a great holyday guys and gals.

Holiday Greetings to Everyone in the ROFB (non gender specific)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with
the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices
of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great
(not to imply that England, Canada or United States is necessarily greater
than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her /
himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a
significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.


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