On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9-
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On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
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I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is
facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all,
he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even
accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window
and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).

3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with
nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private
driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have
sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah,
we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one
degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong
vitamin D quest out of it.

Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made
the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One
nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be
my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes.

In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical
considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the
proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and
easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which,
after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its
evolution
over the course of several eons.

In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places
don't matter. QED, wot?

And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?

And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have
never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly
clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of
those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a
****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)

And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out
on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so
are
the plants.

giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth.

Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-
wit
*
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)

moron.

g.

Green Teeth.

HH.

moron.

g.