In message , Dave
writes
Mackerel trips are available at most of the resorts, Weymouth may be a
better bet and it gives the ladies something to do if they don't want
to fish.(shopping) ;-))

Bollox to that :-)

Come down Swanage, I got 108 mackerel yesterday.

The wimmen can go shag the locals, it'll keep them away from the sheep!

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Matt - Dorset.
It only takes two-strokes to excite me (or a threesome :-))