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Old December 11th, 2013, 12:30 AM posted to alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 17:46:02 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:



"Checkmate" wrote in message
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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.


No, stupid. The nitrate levels are kept in check by bacteria in the
crushed shell substrate, and also in the filter medium. If you don't
know what the **** you're talking about, kindly shut your cock sucker.

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