"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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I'de buy one of those but CitiBank just called and said I don't have any
money left.


That is decidedly odd, they keep contacting me and offering me money.

Perhaps they read some of your previous posts, and you have merely confused
them?

If in doubt as to the veracity of such statements, one merely has to look
under the mattress for confirmation, all the while keeping an eye out for
black helicopters.

TL
MC