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Old December 11th, 2013, 01:40 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this
is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger


You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.


its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it


I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus, or
oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty cool. I've
also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them again.

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