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Why not? We could enact a "lip movement" law that restricts
conversation of any sort. Of course, that won't fix the "wiping their
ass" thing, but we could just pass a law per day until we've hit all
the possibilities.

When it comes to laws, I'm a utilitarian. Laws can reasonably solve
some problems, but not others. So I'm against a lip movement law. It's
not practical.

Ventriloquism lessons - here! Cheap :-)
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Bill Grey