pearl wrote:
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One of my cats is a foot-fetishist.

Is its name Tango?

FTR, I'm not.

Liar. You make money playing with feet.

You're the liar,

No, ma'am. You make money playing with feet. Want me to go back through all your
posts about that again?

twisted pervert.

I'm neither twisted nor perverted.

I am a qualified health-care provider.

Bwahahaha! You're certifiable, that's for sure. Rubbing feet isn't health care.
Neither is hooking people up to bogus devices like your Zapper.

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