PIRANHA ENJOY HAPPY MEAL AT FOX NEWS

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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- A bloody
and extremely horrible piranha attack
took the lives of three nude bathers
in the "Celebrities" private indoor
swimming pool in the Fox News
studios this morning
The near-lifeless bodies of Bill O'Reilly,
Sean Hannity and Ann "Douche Bag"
Coulter were found floating in the
burgundy-colored water.

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"The little *******s (about two
dozen piranha) apparently hadn't
eaten for a week, so they really
had a picnic," said a Fox spokesman.
"Mr. Hannity, for example, was only
half a man -- well, TWO halves of one
man -- and poor ol' BillO lost everythng,
including his Family Jewel."

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Fox News has offered a $500
reward "leading to the arrest of
the demented individual who performed
such a dirty trick on the most honest
news people in the business," the
spokesman added.
Investigators are stilll trying
to apprehend the person responsible.
for placing the hungry piranha
in the pool, probably during the
last five minutes of The O'Reilly
Factless
However, they have one suspect
in mind and reportedly already have
boarded the subway to the MSNBC
Studios.

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