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Old June 28th, 2008, 10:01 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing,alt.obituaries,alt.horror,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
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Default There's Something Fishy About This News Bulletin

On Jun 28, 4:18 pm, "mack" wrote:
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PIRANHA ENJOY HAPPY MEAL AT FOX NEWS

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. NEWS BULLETIN
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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- A bloody
and extremely horrible piranha attack
took the lives of three nude bathers
in the "Celebrities" private indoor
swimming pool in the Fox News
studios this morning
The near-lifeless bodies of Bill O'Reilly,
Sean Hannity and Ann "Douche Bag"
Coulter were found floating in the
burgundy-colored water.


A terrible 'news' story.....And a terrible slam on the upstanding and
righteous douche bags worldwide, linking their name to the wicked witch of
the west, Coulter.


Naw, mack, Ann Coulter isn't the wicked witch of the west. She was
born in Connecticut and lives in New York. The wicked witch of the
west is Nancy Pelosi, who is so frightful that she doesn't even have
to get into makeup.

magnus