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Old November 8th, 2004, 12:55 AM
George Cleveland
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Old November 8th, 2004, 02:59 AM
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Good Lord. You want to know why the Democrats only own the margins of
America? Because they are quitters, that's why!

Who is going to be around to vote for Hillary in '08 if all the chicken****,
squat-to-****, ****-soaks-in-the-ground-like-gasoline Kerry-voters move to
Canada?

Who will write our lame sitcoms?

Who is going to convince Sam's Club to buy weird cheese?

Who will cheer for Big Ten football next year?

And the Red Sox?

I'm buying stock in paving companies. Damn, all I got left is making money
off this administration if no one else stays around to fight it.

John R


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Old November 8th, 2004, 02:59 AM
John Richardson
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"George Cleveland" wrote in message
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Good Lord. You want to know why the Democrats only own the margins of
America? Because they are quitters, that's why!

Who is going to be around to vote for Hillary in '08 if all the chicken****,
squat-to-****, ****-soaks-in-the-ground-like-gasoline Kerry-voters move to
Canada?

Who will write our lame sitcoms?

Who is going to convince Sam's Club to buy weird cheese?

Who will cheer for Big Ten football next year?

And the Red Sox?

I'm buying stock in paving companies. Damn, all I got left is making money
off this administration if no one else stays around to fight it.

John R


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Old November 9th, 2004, 12:34 AM
Frank Reid
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How do I insult thee, let me count the ways.

Good Lord. You want to know why the Democrats only own the margins of
America? Because they are quitters, that's why!


Okay, lets start with 49% of the voting population.

Who is going to be around to vote for Hillary in '08 if all the
chicken****, squat-to-****, ****-soaks-in-the-ground-like-gasoline
Kerry-voters move to Canada?


Of whats left, you've just added all women Republicans (figure about another
25% of the population), all those Republicans who go south of the border
(what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico) and get Montezuma's Revenge (about
5%)

Who will write our lame sitcoms?


Man, the Fox network is gonna be on your ass. Thats another 1%.

Who is going to convince Sam's Club to buy weird cheese?


I've seen those cholesterol sandwiches they eat. Another15%, no 14.. 13..
quick 10%. Those SOBs are having coronaries as I type this!

Who will cheer for Big Ten football next year?


The cheese eating, zit faced bimbettes who's daddies couldn't get them into
an Ivy League school (they're in Blue states by the way) 'cause the Bush tax
break wasn't big enough. 3%.

And the Red Sox?


Reality check here. Ain't no real Republicans in Taxachusetts. 0%

I'm buying stock in paving companies. Damn, all I got left is making
money off this administration if no one else stays around to fight it.


Good idea, save money on material, 'cause Dubya has now legalized using
radioactive and toxic waste to pave the new roads into our national forests
so the logging trucks can have a nice, smooth road.
By the way I figured it, you've insulted 93% of the nations voting base.
The rest are ignorant, illiterate evangelicals who are now forming your fan
club.

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Old November 9th, 2004, 01:10 AM
John Richardson
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"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
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By the way I figured it, you've insulted 93% of the nations voting base.
The rest are ignorant, illiterate evangelicals who are now forming your
fan club.


Excellent. And I was only aiming for a small group of people who think
things will be so bad in four years that they are willing to move to another
country. We've had worse leaders and survived it. We'll survive this one.


John


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Old November 9th, 2004, 02:09 AM
Frank Reid
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Excellent. And I was only aiming for a small group of people who think
things will be so bad in four years that they are willing to move to
another country. We've had worse leaders and survived it. We'll survive
this one.


Can't move. I'm the militaristic liberal (with degrees in business) on the
street needed to balance out my pacifistic conservative (degrees in social
work) neighbors. We're cornfused and were happy in our cornfusion.
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Frank Reid
I'm Blue and Proud of It.
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Old November 9th, 2004, 02:09 AM
Frank Reid
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Excellent. And I was only aiming for a small group of people who think
things will be so bad in four years that they are willing to move to
another country. We've had worse leaders and survived it. We'll survive
this one.


Can't move. I'm the militaristic liberal (with degrees in business) on the
street needed to balance out my pacifistic conservative (degrees in social
work) neighbors. We're cornfused and were happy in our cornfusion.
--
Frank Reid
I'm Blue and Proud of It.
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Old November 9th, 2004, 02:11 AM
Wolfgang
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"John Richardson" wrote in message
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"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
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By the way I figured it, you've insulted 93% of the nations voting base.
The rest are ignorant, illiterate evangelicals who are now forming your
fan club.


Excellent. And I was only aiming for a small group of people who think
things will be so bad in four years that they are willing to move to
another country. We've had worse leaders and survived it. We'll survive
this one.


John


And the GOOD news is YOU will die!

Wolfgang
yeah, it may take a while.......but what's patience for, ainna?


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Old November 9th, 2004, 02:11 AM
Wolfgang
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"John Richardson" wrote in message
...

"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
...
By the way I figured it, you've insulted 93% of the nations voting base.
The rest are ignorant, illiterate evangelicals who are now forming your
fan club.


Excellent. And I was only aiming for a small group of people who think
things will be so bad in four years that they are willing to move to
another country. We've had worse leaders and survived it. We'll survive
this one.


John


And the GOOD news is YOU will die!

Wolfgang
yeah, it may take a while.......but what's patience for, ainna?


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Old November 9th, 2004, 03:14 AM
Mu Young Lee
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On Mon, 8 Nov 2004, Frank Reid wrote:

The cheese eating, zit faced bimbettes who's daddies couldn't get them into
an Ivy League school (they're in Blue states by the way) 'cause the Bush tax
break wasn't big enough. 3%.


Well Tom Ridge's kids ain't part of that group are they? After all didn't
he say he was quitting is $175K/yr job as Homeland Security Secretary so
that he could get a job that could pay for college tuition for two kids?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5556588/

Mu
 




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