Moe's Top 10

The top 10 things I've learned while experiencing my first winter in New York.

10. Yankees drive just like they do in Florida, regardless of the weather
conditions.

9. "Slip Sliding Away" is more than just a song.

8. It takes much longer to get dressed and undressed.

7. Whiteout is more than a writing term.

6. Blizzard is not a shake at the local Dairy Queen.

5. There are no "Rednecks" in New York - The sun doesn't shine long enough.

4. Hard water is not the same as hard lemonade.

3. Ice fishing is considered a sport in New York.

2. You can't make yellow snow at -25, you're lucky if you can find it.

1. A damn Yankee is still a damn Yankee -- ROFL


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The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
Moe's Guide Service (Lake Okeechobee) - http://moebassguide.com
Outdoor Frontiers http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com/index

But bass season opens the 3rd Saturday in June.





"If you go to bed stupid, you will wake up stupid"

Too bad you didn't get to experience some of the amazing NY state bass
fishing Moe. You were within 2 hours drive of a few lakes that might make
you move up there permanently...

Warren

"Moe Conway" wrote in message
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The top 10 things I've learned while experiencing my first winter in New
York.

10. Yankees drive just like they do in Florida, regardless of the weather
conditions.

9. "Slip Sliding Away" is more than just a song.

8. It takes much longer to get dressed and undressed.

7. Whiteout is more than a writing term.

6. Blizzard is not a shake at the local Dairy Queen.

5. There are no "Rednecks" in New York - The sun doesn't shine long
enough.

4. Hard water is not the same as hard lemonade.

3. Ice fishing is considered a sport in New York.

2. You can't make yellow snow at -25, you're lucky if you can find it.

1. A damn Yankee is still a damn Yankee -- ROFL


--
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
Moe's Guide Service (Lake Okeechobee) - http://moebassguide.com
Outdoor Frontiers http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com/index

Can't tell if this was mean-spirited or good natured joshing. ?

"J Buck" wrote in message
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Can't tell if this was mean-spirited or good natured joshing. ?


I can tell you've never met Moe. I don't believe that he has a
mean-spirited bone in his body. A finer man you'll be hard pressed to find.
As long as you don't ask his ex-wives.....
--
Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers
http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com
G & S Guide Service and Custom Rods
http://www.herefishyfishy.com

Can't tell if this was mean-spirited or good natured joshing. =A0 ?

I can tell you've never met Moe. I don't believe that he has a
mean-spirited bone in his body. A finer man you'll be hard pressed to
find. As long as you don't ask his ex-wives.....

Ok LoL I'll take your word for it. I'm just a bit protective of those
of us in the North Country

"J Buck" wrote in message
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Can't tell if this was mean-spirited or good natured joshing. ?

I can tell you've never met Moe. I don't believe that he has a
mean-spirited bone in his body. A finer man you'll be hard pressed to
find. As long as you don't ask his ex-wives.....

Ok LoL I'll take your word for it. I'm just a bit protective of those
of us in the North Country


Same here! But Moe was right on the mark with #2 - if it gets much colder,
I'll have a 1/2" hole under my bellybutton!

"Eric Ryder" wrote in message SNIP

Same here! But Moe was right on the mark with #2 - if it gets much colder,
I'll have a 1/2" hole under my bellybutton!


Heck, in my part of the world, Brass Monkeys are in serious trouble! It
warmed up to 15 today and I was running errands without a jacket. It felt
warm.....
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Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers
http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com
G & S Guide Service and Custom Rods
http://www.herefishyfishy.com

the wxman says it'll be 32=B0 here on Monday or Tuesday...first time
since January 4th...the 'January Thaw' 4 days late

Man, we're looking at 40's this coming weekend! I'm thinkin about going
skinny dippin down the lake - someone's gotta wake up them bass...

Warren
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http://www.warrenwolk.com/



"J Buck" wrote in message
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the wxman says it'll be 32° here on Monday or Tuesday...first time
since January 4th...the 'January Thaw' 4 days late