A Fishing forum. FishingBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » FishingBanter forum » rec.outdoors.fishing newsgroups » Bass Fishing
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

What do you do when...



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old March 21st, 2005, 04:11 AM
go-bassn
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default What do you do when...

1) You just moved into a new house

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be working 12
hour shifts

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament

Well, at least one thing's going good, can't wait to fish a tourney with my
brother Harry.

Warren :-)


  #2  
Old March 21st, 2005, 04:30 AM
Charles B. Summers
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
1) You just moved into a new house


*** Unpack

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago


*** Garage? Where's the garage?

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are


*** Hope it's not in the garage! Still can't find that damn thing.

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle


*** Umm... same as you did the year before?

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be working 12
hour shifts


*** Rely heavily on Dock-Talk and hope like hell Harry has had a chance to
fish.

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament


*** See above
Well, at least one thing's going good, can't wait to fish a tourney with

my
brother Harry.


*** Too bad y'all aint coming to Tennessee.

Warren :-)




  #3  
Old March 21st, 2005, 04:56 AM
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


1) Congrats on the new house. New houses are cool until you can't find
anything you need and you find out your new neighbors are Al's.

2) At least the boat has a new home also

3) See the first part of my post. My reply to #5 may be helpfull also.
Then again, Probably not.

4) Hope you used Stabil. All the commercials on T.V. recomend it.

5) All right! A day off. Find those lost rods, reels, and tackle. Plus,
think of all the rods, reels, and tackle that overtime will pay for!

6) I take it Harry Thundercat is your brother? Is that a bad thing like
everything else on the list?

Good luck in the tourney, Warren. Get out on the lake and have some
fun. That's what its all about anyways, right? Catch the BIG fish,
catch the smallest fish, catch no fish. Have fun! Enjoy your day off
with friends and family.

  #4  
Old March 21st, 2005, 05:30 AM
yellowchaser
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

go-bassnwrote:
1) You just moved into a new house

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be

working 12
hour shifts

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament

Well, at least one thing's going good, can't wait to fish a tourney

with my
brother Harry.

Warren :-)


Start with a simple exercise.. Deep Knee Bend, get down on one knee
and pray!
posted from www.hookandsinker.com
  #5  
Old March 21st, 2005, 05:32 AM
Marty
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"What do you do when..."

I guess you waste your time posting on forums when you could be preparing
your stuff. :-)

Seriously, congratulations on the new house and good luck in the tournament.

"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
1) You just moved into a new house

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be working 12
hour shifts

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament

Well, at least one thing's going good, can't wait to fish a tourney with

my
brother Harry.

Warren :-)




  #6  
Old March 21st, 2005, 11:47 AM
Bob Rickard
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Don't sweat those worrisome details. Heavy drinking always solves such
problems.

;-)

Bob

"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
1) You just moved into a new house

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be working 12
hour shifts

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament

Well, at least one thing's going good, can't wait to fish a tourney with

my
brother Harry.

Warren :-)




  #7  
Old March 21st, 2005, 01:36 PM
alwaysfishking
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

1) You just moved into a new house

Tell the wife you need to go to Home depot for wire for the transflux
capicitator

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago
Tell the wife there's no such thing as a transflux capicitator and that
you were checking out the local strip club.. she will throw the boat right
out of the garage!!

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are

Have you checked e-bay? wives are good at that

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle.

Is that a requirment?

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be working 12
hour shifts.

still leaves you two days..your a glass is half empty kinda guy ain't ya?

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament.

My apologies, he's scratching like a dog with flees to be casting off the
back of a boat


  #8  
Old March 21st, 2005, 11:48 PM
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

LOL Warren....Sounds like alot of fun except for #5....Good luck..

sket

  #9  
Old March 22nd, 2005, 03:27 AM
go-bassn
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Amen Charles...

WW

"Charles B. Summers" wrote in message
news

"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
1) You just moved into a new house


*** Unpack

2) You threw your boat into the garage a month ago


*** Garage? Where's the garage?

3) You have no clue where your rods, reels & tackle are


*** Hope it's not in the garage! Still can't find that damn thing.

4) You've done no preseason maintanence on your boat or tackle


*** Umm... same as you did the year before?

5) Your first tournament is in 13 days, 11 of which you'll be working 12
hour shifts


*** Rely heavily on Dock-Talk and hope like hell Harry has had a chance to
fish.

6) Harry Thundercat is your backseater in that tournament


*** See above
Well, at least one thing's going good, can't wait to fish a tourney with

my
brother Harry.


*** Too bad y'all aint coming to Tennessee.

Warren :-)






  #10  
Old March 22nd, 2005, 03:28 AM
go-bassn
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I like your style imis, thanks!

Warren

wrote in message
ups.com...

1) Congrats on the new house. New houses are cool until you can't find
anything you need and you find out your new neighbors are Al's.

2) At least the boat has a new home also

3) See the first part of my post. My reply to #5 may be helpfull also.
Then again, Probably not.

4) Hope you used Stabil. All the commercials on T.V. recomend it.

5) All right! A day off. Find those lost rods, reels, and tackle. Plus,
think of all the rods, reels, and tackle that overtime will pay for!

6) I take it Harry Thundercat is your brother? Is that a bad thing like
everything else on the list?

Good luck in the tourney, Warren. Get out on the lake and have some
fun. That's what its all about anyways, right? Catch the BIG fish,
catch the smallest fish, catch no fish. Have fun! Enjoy your day off
with friends and family.



 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:10 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 FishingBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.