A Fishing forum. FishingBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » FishingBanter forum » rec.outdoors.fishing newsgroups » Fly Fishing
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

OT Well ... OSKEE WOW WOW Anyway



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old April 5th, 2005, 04:57 AM
Ken Fortenberry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default OT Well ... OSKEE WOW WOW Anyway

Congrats to the Tar Heels. Turns out they were the better
basketball team.

And Wayno, I wear an XL in powder blue. :-(

--
Ken Fortenberry
  #2  
Old April 5th, 2005, 01:26 PM
Conan The Librarian
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Congrats to the Tar Heels. Turns out they were the better
basketball team.


I certainly didn't expect to be reading those words (with emphasis
on the word *team*). The one given going into the game was that
Illinois would play the consummate team game. With North Carolina you
never know.

It turns out they saved their best for last.

But congrats go out to the Illini as well. Your guys had a great
run, and that last comeback had me worried that we would be hearing from
you about a new "instant classic" for months to come. ;-)


Chuck Vance
  #3  
Old April 5th, 2005, 02:15 PM
Wayne Harrison
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
Congrats to the Tar Heels. Turns out they were the better
basketball team.

And Wayno, I wear an XL in powder blue. :-(

--
Ken Fortenberry


what's this--40 showing out as a graceful loser?

sonja heinie must be having a field day in hell...

i will have the shirt ready for your visit to the home of the national
basketball champions sometime in may.

yfitons
wayno


  #4  
Old April 5th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Ken Fortenberry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Conan The Librarian wrote:

But congrats go out to the Illini as well.


Yeah, it was a hell of a run, but we simply had no answer
for Sean May inside.

Your guys had a great
run, and that last comeback had me worried that we would be hearing from
you about a new "instant classic" for months to come. ;-)


The #1 vs. the #2 in the NCAA title game, #1 down by 13 at the
half comes back to tie the game twice and the outcome is in doubt
until the last 30 seconds. Are you telling me that's *NOT* an
instant classic ?

Chuck, if they were to take the sum total of what you know about
basketball and distill it into gasoline there wouldn't be enough
to power a **** ant's motorcycle around a goddamn BB.

--
Ken Fortenberry
  #5  
Old April 5th, 2005, 05:11 PM
Conan The Librarian
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Conan The Librarian wrote:

But congrats go out to the Illini as well.


Yeah, it was a hell of a run, but we simply had no answer
for Sean May inside.

Your guys had a great run, and that last comeback had me worried that
we would be hearing from you about a new "instant classic" for months
to come. ;-)


The #1 vs. the #2 in the NCAA title game, #1 down by 13 at the
half comes back to tie the game twice and the outcome is in doubt
until the last 30 seconds. Are you telling me that's *NOT* an
instant classic ?


No, I'm not (though "instant classic" is a ridiculous concept). I
was just yanking your chain.

Remember how that works?

[snip of more of the usual from Ken]



Chuck Vance (who thankfully doesn't have an inferiority complex
or chip on his shoulder that he parades daily on ROFF)

  #6  
Old April 5th, 2005, 05:50 PM
Ken Fortenberry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Conan The Librarian wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
The #1 vs. the #2 in the NCAA title game, #1 down by 13 at the
half comes back to tie the game twice and the outcome is in doubt
until the last 30 seconds. Are you telling me that's *NOT* an
instant classic ?


No, I'm not (though "instant classic" is a ridiculous concept).


It's ridiculous only to those unfamiliar with dictionaries
and how to use them.

[snip of more of the usual from Ken]


"Usual" ? I thought that was one of my better zingers, but
thanks for the compliment.

--
Ken Fortenberry
  #7  
Old April 5th, 2005, 06:03 PM
Conan The Librarian
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Conan The Librarian wrote:

No, I'm not (though "instant classic" is a ridiculous concept).


It's ridiculous only to those unfamiliar with dictionaries
and how to use them.


Ooooh, Ken wants to play "dick-shunary-size wars".

You know, for a self-proclaimed elitist, dry-fly snob you sure troll
a lot.

[snip of more of the usual from Ken]


"Usual" ? I thought that was one of my better zingers, but
thanks for the compliment.


Well if it's the best you can do ...


Chuck Vance (but it's good you know your limitations)
  #8  
Old April 5th, 2005, 06:11 PM
Charlie Choc
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 12:03:01 -0500, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

Ken Fortenberry wrote:


"Usual" ? I thought that was one of my better zingers, but
thanks for the compliment.


Well if it's the best you can do ...


Chuck Vance (but it's good you know your limitations)


It's not his anyway - it's been around as long as there have been motorcycles.
--
Charlie...
http://www.chocphoto.com/ - photo galleries
http://www.chocphoto.com/roff
  #9  
Old April 5th, 2005, 06:29 PM
Wolfgang
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


"Charlie Choc" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 12:03:01 -0500, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

Ken Fortenberry wrote:


"Usual" ? I thought that was one of my better zingers, but
thanks for the compliment.


Well if it's the best you can do ...


Chuck Vance (but it's good you know your limitations)


It's not his anyway - it's been around as long as there have been
motorcycles.


http://makeashorterlink.com/?V241233DA

Wolfgang


  #10  
Old April 5th, 2005, 07:02 PM
Ken Fortenberry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Conan The Librarian wrote:
You know, for a self-proclaimed elitist, dry-fly snob you sure troll
a lot.


I'm not trolling, just yanking your easily yankable chain.

Well if it's the best you can do ...


Oh, I've done better, but it's still one of my all-time faves.
I don't use it very often, in fact you've joined a rather small
group. I used that insult on roff twice in 2000 (Vern Ursenbach
and the Putz), once in 2002 (Warren & The Village Idiot combined)
and now once in 2005. The true classics don't grow stale for me,
I enjoyed that every bit as much today as I did five years ago.

--
Ken Fortenberry
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:50 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 FishingBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.