hot deal on sal****er flys

I have crazy charlies, deep divers, crystal shrimp, bend backs, tarpon
cockroaches, half and half's, bonefish critter, and deceivers for sale:
1-9 dozen $14 per dozen
10 -19 dozen $12 per dozen
20 -49 dozen $10 per dozen

wrote in message
ups.com...
I have crazy

Hell, I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts, but I don't try to schlep them in a
non-commercial newsgroup; especially, after having been admonished
previously about such a low-life tactic.

Of course, being a low-life, you don't have any ethics, do ya?

Mark

Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
I have crazy

Hell, I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts, but I don't try to schlep them in a
non-commercial newsgroup

Uh huh. I am sure people arent too unhappy about the chance to buy
clousers at $1 a fly. Except those that are trolls like you. People
could care less if a troll like you has coconuts.

wrote in message

Uh huh. I am sure people arent too unhappy about the chance to buy
clousers at $1 a fly. Except those that are trolls like you. People
could care less if a troll like you has coconuts.


Well, since you are so sure! Why don't you keep a tally for ROFF and ROFFT,
and come back in a month (that should be ample time, for a man of your
superior talents, to sell at least one fly) and let us know the number of
orders that you receive.

To make things interesting, I will offer for sell a "lovely bunch of
coconuts" and I will keep a tally, as well of the number of participants
from ROFF and ROFFT that order my coconuts.

You game Moron?

Mark

Come one, come all!

I have a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts* for sell, for the phenomenally low price
of $1/plus shipping and handling**, of course.

Don't let this fantastic offer pass you by! And, if you act now, to this
most valuable offer, my most sincere thanks will be included with this
unbelievably generous offer!

Respectfully,

Mark --the coconut_rep

*quality and quantities are neither implicit or implied. Milk of the
Coconut is not included in this offer.
Side effects possible include, but aren't limited to: a large lump in one's
throat, if Coconuts are swallowed whole; sever constipation, may result, if
Coconuts is swallowed whole.

**handling costs could GREATLY exceed the cost of actual Coconut. Allow 8
to 10 years for shipping.

wrote:
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:

wrote in message
roups.com...

I have crazy

Hell, I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts, but I don't try to schlep them in a
non-commercial newsgroup


Uh huh. I am sure people arent too unhappy about the chance to buy
clousers at $1 a fly. Except those that are trolls like you. People
could care less if a troll like you has coconuts.

People *are* unhappy when commercials are posted to a
non-commercial Usenet newsgroup. It's newsgroup SPAM
and that makes you a SPAMmer. Most of us refuse to do
business with SPAMmers so your commercials in these
newsgroups are actually *bad* for your business.

And where is Cyli ? ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
I have crazy

Hell, I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts, but I don't try to schlep
them in a non-commercial newsgroup

Uh huh. I am sure people arent too unhappy about the chance to buy
clousers at $1 a fly. Except those that are trolls like you. People
could care less if a troll like you has coconuts.

FWIW: Mark's not a troll, he's a regular who contributes *ON TOPIC* material
on the newsgroup. Whether or not you provide a good product isn't the
issue. Ads are not tolerated on rec.outdoors.fishing.fly and people will
complain to your service provider if you make yourself a nuisance. It's
extremely unlikely you'll sell anything if you **** people off, which is
what you're going to do if you continue to spam the group. Since you're
using Google Groups to post your messages, you might want to review Google's
terms of service regarding posting ads on non-commercial USENET groups
(http://groups-beta.google.com/google...f_service.html - section
6).

And, just for the record, I have a much better source of discount flies if I
need any, and I might just start posting that info in response to your ads
if you continue. My source doesn't spam roff, has excellent prices and
product, and my friends and I have been doing business with him for 5+ years
so we know he'll be in business to handle our orders.

Why would I do business with a stranger who comes in, spams us and insults
my friend Mark?
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps

"Stan Gula" wrote in message
news:V7_Ne.946$IG2.374@trndny01...

FWIW: Mark's not a troll,

Mother would beg to differ, but what does she know?

he's a regular who contributes *ON TOPIC* material
on the newsgroup.

Again, debatable, but thanks for your vote of confidence!

my friend Mark?

Ok, now I'm all teary eyed! That's right cruel world, I do have ONE friend!

Thanks Stan! Like everyone else, I am thankful that you beat the grim
reaper at his own game, and that you are fishin' again!

Hopefully, I will get to fish with you and many others at the Penns 'Clave,
this coming year--financial issues permitting.

Take care, stay well, and don't take any wooden Clowser Minnows, from a
SPAMming schlep!

Mark

--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps

On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 12:07:17 GMT, "Stan Gula"
wrote:

wrote:
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
I have crazy

Hell, I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts, but I don't try to schlep
them in a non-commercial newsgroup

Uh huh. I am sure people arent too unhappy about the chance to buy
clousers at $1 a fly. Except those that are trolls like you. People
could care less if a troll like you has coconuts.

FWIW: Mark's not a troll, he's a regular who contributes *ON TOPIC* material
on the newsgroup. Whether or not you provide a good product isn't the
issue. Ads are not tolerated on rec.outdoors.fishing.fly and people will
complain to your service provider if you make yourself a nuisance. It's
extremely unlikely you'll sell anything if you **** people off, which is
what you're going to do if you continue to spam the group. Since you're
using Google Groups to post your messages, you might want to review Google's
terms of service regarding posting ads on non-commercial USENET groups
(http://groups-beta.google.com/google...f_service.html - section
6).

And, just for the record, I have a much better source of discount flies if I
need any, and I might just start posting that info in response to your ads
if you continue. My source doesn't spam roff, has excellent prices and
product, and my friends and I have been doing business with him for 5+ years
so we know he'll be in business to handle our orders.

Why would I do business with a stranger who comes in, spams us and insults
my friend Mark?

Hey, flyfish_rep - don't let a couple of bozos discourage you. I think
you are doing a fine job and should continue as long as you can. In
fact, just to show my support, I'll take 10 dozen of each of your flies.
Please send to:

Truman C. Williams
700 Royal Street
New Orleans, LA 70130

Just put the bill in with the flies, and I'll send a check by return
mail.

Thanks in advance,
TC

On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 09:18:58 -0500, (take the
streetcar out) wrote:

On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 12:07:17 GMT, "Stan Gula"
wrote:

wrote:
Guyz-N-Flyz wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
I have crazy

Hell, I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts, but I don't try to schlep
them in a non-commercial newsgroup

Uh huh. I am sure people arent too unhappy about the chance to buy
clousers at $1 a fly. Except those that are trolls like you. People
could care less if a troll like you has coconuts.

FWIW: Mark's not a troll, he's a regular...

Hey, flyfish_rep - don't let a couple of bozos discourage you. I think
you are doing a fine job and should continue as long as you can. In
fact, just to show my support, I'll take 10 dozen of each of your flies.
Please send to:

Truman C. Williams
700 Royal Street
New Orleans, LA 70130

Just put the bill in with the flies, and I'll send a check by return
mail.

Thanks in advance,
TC

Here, here! I'm with you, TC. Someone shows up and offers what appears
to be a solid value to us real fishermen, and a bunch of spoilsports who
think they rule the internet show up and try to run them off. Probably
just tackle dealers who can't stand the competition. And while I'm not
in need of as many flies as Mr. Williams, I will take a dozen of each.
Please send to:

Billy Bert Falkner
Box 5715
Ocean Springs, MS 39565

Keep up the good work and good deals,
Billy Bert