OT Bill Maher

From the HBO show _Real Time With Bill Maher_

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20050909.html

Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more
money to spend. You used up all of that. You can't start another war
because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of
your term has become the Bush family nightma helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed
out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it's time
to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like
you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the
baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job.
How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other
things that you, as president, could involve yourself in...Please don't.
I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela,
and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over
to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the
vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you
govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised
you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like
a man.

Herbert Hoover was a ****ty president, but even he never conceded an
entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of
New Orleans...Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much
worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak
to you, and what he's saying is, "Take a hint."

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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From the HBO show _Real Time With Bill Maher_

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20050909.html

Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore.

(snip)

hilarious, but profoundly tragic at the same time.

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