Fishtales..

The other day I was on the lake and had a guy trying ot pull a fish tale on
me.. This guy tries to tell me using 4# test with a small hook(sunny sized,
I mean TINY) with a piece of corn he landed a 5# bass. To add further
complicatons to this - he's using a light action rod that the top two eye
holes are gone(and the rod as well) and midway down his pole he has
duct-tape holding the rod together.

Now, I'm not saying it's impossible but I'd find it VERY hard to believe a
guy could land a fish that large on that set of gear. Maybe if his pole
wasn't broken or if he was using a normal sized hook..but this just seems
WAY too far fetched.

So what's the best/worst fish tale you've heard?

Christopher