Most of coursely, we at the AP is full of folks with, um, commodious newsrighting ability...really...NO ****!!

The story itself is only mildly interesting (or really, it'd be amusing
if these bozos were such hypocrites...), but I suspect this
single-sentence paragraph from it might creep up elsewhere...are ya
listening, Leno?

"County officials initially will focus on properties with heavier
commode traffic, such as restaurants and Barbra Streisand's old estate."

from http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/04/mal....ap/index.html

Oh, sure, the NEXT paragraph explains that Babs ain't ****tin' herself
empty over not having the benefit of a nice new estate like all the
other celebrities...

I wonder what the crapper situation is over at Cecil B. DeMille's former
home...hopefully, on a clear day, one CAN'T see (or smell) forever...

Enjoy,
R