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ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.



 
 
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Old December 2nd, 2006, 02:01 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.

Well today at 4:00 PM we play Montana St. I was specially selected to work
today's game, cause no one else could or would work it. I'll be finishing
up an Analysis Project for my research methods class, while watchin' ASU run
all over Montana St., I hope!

On or about the 8th or 9th of Dec. we will play either Illinois St. or
Youngstown St., with the blessings of Allah(PBUH), Jesus H. Christ (PBUH),
Buddha (PBUH), Vishnu (PBUH), Zeus (PBUH), Athena (PBUH), Foghorn Leghorn
(PBUH).

I-AA brackets can be found he http://tinyurl.com/y42692


I have lost 99% of the grip in both hands and am having great difficulty
typing this post, but I will be in the capable hands of Dr. Maxy on Dec.
8th, at which time I hope to regain my hands.

OBROFF--I bumped into coach Moore, ASU's venerable leader, the other day at
the Physical Plant Warehouse. He was scouting large chalk boards and as
ASU's (OLD & TBC) Outside Lighting Director and The ******* Child, I was
procuring some high-pressure sodium lamps. Having a few minutes on our
hands, which is all that my hands can handle, presently, we discussed
sportz. I congratulated the coach on last seasons National Championship and
this seasons victories and SoCon Championship. Fly fishing came up, don't
remember how but I'm certain that I didn't mention it :~^ ) As it turns
out, coach Moore is a very pleasant and friendly sort of fella. He said
that he had been fly fishing out on Montana, but hadn't had an opportunity
to do any locally. I, humbly, offered to guide him--for some championship
tickets--and he reluctantly accepted. He asked for my ph.# and said he'd
become a real nuisance, come Spring. I sure hope he's as honest as he is
personable. I really need the connection, having told our new Physical
Plant Director, my BIG BOSS, and recently retired Navy Capt., to "Blow me!
You filthy pig-mouthed *******!" Which he took very well, I might add, but
everyone else in the room seemed to have vapor-locked?

But I digress.

Op


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Old December 2nd, 2006, 02:49 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.


"Opus" wrote in message
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Well today at 4:00 PM we play Montana St. I was specially selected to
work today's game, cause no one else could or would work it. I'll be
finishing up an Analysis Project for my research methods class, while
watchin' ASU run all over Montana St., I hope!


in view of the presence of my pride and joy, baby boy, anthony, at app
st as a freshman, i have supported the mountaineers with a vigor second only
to that expended on my beloved, but currently wretched, tar heels.
if you happen to see a fairly tall kid with black moptop hair and
matching beard wandering around the stadium in search of a clue and an easy
lady, tell him his daddy said "good hunting"...

wow, mark, i am really vibing for your recovery. keep us apprised of
your progress.

yfitp
wayno


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Old December 2nd, 2006, 02:59 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.


Opus typed:
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I have lost 99% of the grip in both hands and am having great
difficulty typing this post, but I will be in the capable hands of
Dr. Maxy on Dec. 8th, at which time I hope to regain my hands.


Good luck with the surgery, Mark.
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj/


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Old December 2nd, 2006, 03:45 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Mike
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.



Op
Best of luck to you and the team........Get yourself some software
and a mic so all ya have ta do is speak and the words magically apear
on the screen.........Seriously get them hands back so when you
accidently brush against a womens bosom you will be able to feel and
hold on if she likes it if not at least you will be able to defend
youself................

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Old December 2nd, 2006, 06:06 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Opus wrote:

..... but I will be in the capable hands of Dr. Maxy on Dec.
8th, at which time I hope to regain my hands.


Good luck with the operation, Mark.

JR
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Old December 3rd, 2006, 02:29 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.


Mike wrote:
Op
Best of luck to you and the team........Get yourself some software
and a mic so all ya have ta do is speak and the words magically apear
on the screen.........


If you are running XP, you already have it.
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306901

And personally, from someone who gets almost suicidally depressed when
his back goes out, I am stunned and in awe of your fortitude through
this.

--riverman

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Old December 3rd, 2006, 02:36 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Opus
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.


"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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in view of the presence of my pride and joy, baby boy, anthony, at app
st as a freshman, i have supported the mountaineers with a vigor second
only to that expended on my beloved, but currently wretched, tar heels.
if you happen to see a fairly tall kid with black moptop hair and
matching beard wandering around the stadium in search of a clue and an
easy lady, tell him his daddy said "good hunting"...


There seemed to be many young "hunters" at the game. Where we park our
state vehicles, there's a group of regular drunken alumni. We hang with
them and get a kick out of their antics. One of 'em is the fella I
mentioned after the furman game who walked out of the stadium in his red
skivvies, having lost a bet on the points spread.

We kicked the **** out of Montana and the refs. Montana could do no wrong
and we must have received at least 5 unsportzman like conduct penalties?
Final score 38-17. http://www.goasu.com/

wow, mark, i am really vibing for your recovery. keep us apprised of
your progress.


I hope to be able to fend for myself, not too long after surgerey. But
failing that, my 73 y.o. mommie will tend to me. Thank Allah et al. for
mommie!

Op --thanks for the thoughts counselor--


yfitp
wayno




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Old December 3rd, 2006, 02:37 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.


"Tim J." wrote in message
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Opus typed:
snip
I have lost 99% of the grip in both hands and am having great
difficulty typing this post, but I will be in the capable hands of
Dr. Maxy on Dec. 8th, at which time I hope to regain my hands.


Good luck with the surgery, Mark.
--
TL,
Tim

Thank you sir, I'll do my very best.

Op


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Old December 3rd, 2006, 02:48 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Opus
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Default ASU Football, thank Allah, et al. for back sugery, my brush eith fame.


"Mike" wrote in message
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Op
Best of luck to you and the team........Get yourself some software
and a mic so all ya have ta do is speak and the words magically apear
on the screen.........Seriously get them hands back so when you
accidently brush against a womens bosom you will be able to feel and
hold on if she likes it if not at least you will be able to defend
youself................


Funny you should mention wild women, Handyman. My partner, as in co-worker,
and I were sittin' in our state van, when this loverly, but somewhat
inebriated young lady comes up to the window and tells my partner to "get
your ass out of the truck!" She then look over at me and lets out a yell
that would cause my partner to nearly soil his britches. I think, "where do
I know this flaming young philly from. She hangs in the window shoutin'
"High Five!" Naturally, I high five her, numerous times. She informs us
that she works for the world's best law firm and says they are located in
Charlotte, NC. Well, I recognize a liar when I hear one, as I know the
world's best law firms are located in Greensboro, NC and Greenville, NC.
She bounds off, later to be seen with her head draped over the railing of
the home bleachers, passed out?

My partner did see a tattoo on her breast as she reached in to high five me.

I'll get better, I'll get better, as soon as I am able.

Thanks,

Op


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Old December 3rd, 2006, 02:49 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"JR" wrote in message
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Opus wrote:

..... but I will be in the capable hands of Dr. Maxy on Dec. 8th, at
which time I hope to regain my hands.


Good luck with the operation, Mark.

JR


Thank you kindly sir!

Op


 




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