For Valentines Day

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from 'Boyfriend 5.0' to 'Husband 1.0' and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
'Boyfriend 5.0'.

In addition, 'Husband 1.0' uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0 and
• Fly Rod 4.1.

'Conversation 8.0' no longer runs, and 'Housecleaning 2.6' simply
crashes the system.

• Please note that I have tried running 'Nagging 5.3' to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
'Tears 6.2' and do not forget to install the 'Guilt 3.0' update.
• If that application works as designed, 'Husband 1.0' should then
automatically run the applications 'Jewelry 2.0' and 'Flowers 3.5'.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 'Husband
1.0' to default to 'Grumpy Silence 2.5', 'Happy Hour 7.0' or 'Beer
6.1'.
• Please note that 'Beer 6.1' is a very bad program that will download
the 'Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta'.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Mother-In-Law
1.0' (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 'Boyfriend 5.0'
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash 'Husband
1.0'.

In summary, 'Husband 1.0' is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

In article
,
Frank Reid © 2008 writes
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from 'Boyfriend 5.0' to 'Husband 1.0' and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
'Boyfriend 5.0'.

In addition, 'Husband 1.0' uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0 and
• Fly Rod 4.1.

'Conversation 8.0' no longer runs, and 'Housecleaning 2.6' simply
crashes the system.

• Please note that I have tried running 'Nagging 5.3' to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Get one of these new laptop models
--
Bill Grey

On Feb 13, 9:23*pm, Frank Reid © 2008 wrote:
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from 'Boyfriend 5.0' to 'Husband 1.0' and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
'Boyfriend 5.0'.
snip

Frank,
Send me a copy "Boyfriend 5.0" ASAP - This husband mode I am in has
not functioned well the past couple of years.
Guy

On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:50:05 +0000, "W. D. Grey"
wrote:

In article
,
Frank Reid © 2008 writes
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from 'Boyfriend 5.0' to 'Husband 1.0' and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
'Boyfriend 5.0'.

In addition, 'Husband 1.0' uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0 and
• Fly Rod 4.1.

'Conversation 8.0' no longer runs, and 'Housecleaning 2.6' simply
crashes the system.

• Please note that I have tried running 'Nagging 5.3' to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Get one of these new laptop models

Or...

http://andrew-white.org/Images/remote.jpg

Enjoy,
R

In article ,
writes
On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:50:05 +0000, "W. D. Grey"
wrote:

In article
,
Frank Reid © 2008 writes
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from 'Boyfriend 5.0' to 'Husband 1.0' and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
'Boyfriend 5.0'.

In addition, 'Husband 1.0' uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0 and
• Fly Rod 4.1.

'Conversation 8.0' no longer runs, and 'Housecleaning 2.6' simply
crashes the system.

• Please note that I have tried running 'Nagging 5.3' to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Get one of these new laptop models

Or...

http://andrew-white.org/Images/remote.jpg

Enjoy,
R

Probably the ideal instrument.
--
Bill Grey

Send me a copy "Boyfriend 5.0" ASAP - This husband mode I am in has
not functioned well the past couple of years.

Sorry, as the report mentioned, Boyfriend 5.0 is incompatible with
Husband 1.0. I've also, found out that Husband 1.0 can very
compatible with French Maid 36.24.36, but will destroy the synergistic
relationship with Wife.beta (getyourassbackinthehouse). French Maid
36.24.36 can be used as a mid-term upgrade and take the Wife.1.0
module, but its extremely expensive and will cause no end of grief.
Frank Reid