My fly ate my fish!!!

**Rita B. Flesh** · May 8th, 2009, 01:43 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I caught.

What can I do now???

**[email protected]** · May 8th, 2009, 02:07 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

On May 7, 7:43*pm, "Rita B. Flesh" wrote:
I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I caught.

What can I do now???

Well, you COULD HAVE sold this amazing story. Too late for that now,
though.

giles
and that illustrates the trouble with having others do your thinking
for you about as well as anything i can think of.

**Frank Reid[_2_]** · May 8th, 2009, 02:20 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I caught.

What can I do now???

Well, you COULD HAVE sold this amazing story. *Too late for that now,
though.

giles
and that illustrates the trouble with having others do your thinking
for you about as well as anything i can think of.

Oh Giles, my good man! There is a bit of pomposity and not quite
rational thinking in this establishment. Could you please handle it?
Thank you so very much.
Frank Reid
(and while you're at it, could you have the lady bring me another
G&T?)

**Mark H. Bowen** · May 8th, 2009, 02:25 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

wrote in message
...
On May 7, 7:43 pm, "Rita B. Flesh"
wrote:
I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I
caught.

What can I do now???

Well, you COULD HAVE sold this amazing story. Too
late for that now,
though.

giles
and that illustrates the trouble with having
others do your thinking
for you about as well as anything i can think of.

A very responsible and insightful examination,
review, and conclusion of the facts at hand,
giles. However, one might also have mentioned that
the ignorant slut use slightly smaller less
carnivorous flys in the future.

Opie

**Frank Reid[_2_]** · May 8th, 2009, 02:30 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I
caught.

What can I do now???

Well, you COULD HAVE sold this amazing story. *Too
late for that now,
though.

giles
and that illustrates the trouble with having
others do your thinking
for you about as well as anything i can think of.

A very responsible and insightful examination,
review, and conclusion of the facts at hand,
giles. However, one might also have mentioned that
the ignorant slut use slightly smaller less
carnivorous flys in the future.

It just dawned on me. Could this be, mayhaps, THE RITA B. FLESH?
Inventor of the "flesh fly" and antecedent of the crayon color?
Frank Reid
(who is awed)

**Fred** · May 8th, 2009, 04:28 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly

On 7-May-2009, "Rita B. Flesh" wrote:

I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I caught.

What can I do now???

Is this symbolic for the fly on your pants and your trouser trout
Did it get caught in the zipper?

Fred

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