**** me off....

So I go out last weekend and find a double robin nest side by side on my
boat town speakers! Thinking they wouldn’t come back since I pulled down the
two nests, I didn’t close the role up storage door, in a day they had
another one built. Note to self, even if you are going in and out of the
building all day, close the door...

Two days later I go get the oil changed in the Car, the AC blower is making
a funny noise. I accuse the guy of messing with the fresh air cabin filter.
Pull it out and a
%uckin' squirrel had built a nest in the AC vent above the blower motor.
Chewed up the filter and drug one of my lawn mowing socks in there....

Two days after that, I’m about 100 yards off shore on the barge with
friends, a quail (I’ve never even seen a quail in our neck of the woods)
comes out of nowhere and flies right into the side of my head (%ucker
attacked me). I screamed like a little girl, it drops into the water and
tries to get back on the barge, but the three dogs try to eat it so it swims
off...

I bought a Gamo Shadow 1200 fps. pellet gun a month ago, the little *******s
had better watch their $hit...

They are after me!
JT
Frank, tell me you have stories like this, not just self inflicted injury
stories... Please...