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Old March 8th, 2004, 03:07 AM
asadi
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Bright Ideas
Albuquerque emergency room physician Sam Slishman is working to launch his
Endorphin Power Co., which is a homeless shelter providing drug
rehabilitation based on vigorous exercise at on-premises workout stations.
However, Slishman also wants his center to help pay for itself by selling
the electric power that could be harnessed by his down-and-out population's
daily workouts (pedaling, lifting, working the treadmills). Endorphin Power,
Slishman says, will be the city's inspirational flagship for "social
rehabilitation and renewable energy." [Albuquerque Journal, 1-31-04]


....and john says why not......???


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Old March 8th, 2004, 03:18 AM
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On Mon, 08 Mar 2004 03:07:14 GMT, "asadi"
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Bright Ideas
Albuquerque emergency room physician Sam Slishman is working to launch his
Endorphin Power Co., which is a homeless shelter providing drug
rehabilitation based on vigorous exercise at on-premises workout stations.
However, Slishman also wants his center to help pay for itself by selling
the electric power that could be harnessed by his down-and-out population's
daily workouts (pedaling, lifting, working the treadmills). Endorphin Power,
Slishman says, will be the city's inspirational flagship for "social
rehabilitation and renewable energy." [Albuquerque Journal, 1-31-04]


...and john says why not......???



Lets see... Giant hamster wheels... Alcoholics... Metered doses of
Everclear (an oz. every thousand revolutions or so)...


We will bury them.

g.c.

Who always thought that there was a future in energy production from
alcohol.
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Old March 8th, 2004, 03:22 AM
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On Mon, 08 Mar 2004 03:07:14 GMT, "asadi"
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Bright Ideas
Albuquerque emergency room physician Sam Slishman is working to launch his
Endorphin Power Co., which is a homeless shelter providing drug
rehabilitation based on vigorous exercise at on-premises workout stations.
However, Slishman also wants his center to help pay for itself by selling
the electric power that could be harnessed by his down-and-out population's
daily workouts (pedaling, lifting, working the treadmills). Endorphin Power,
Slishman says, will be the city's inspirational flagship for "social
rehabilitation and renewable energy." [Albuquerque Journal, 1-31-04]


...and john says why not......???


'Cuz it's a slippery slope from there to The Matrix?

/daytripper (You look like...um...a "C" cell from here, John ;-)
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Old March 8th, 2004, 03:37 AM
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The most efficient humans don't even come close to 1 HP. Lance Armstrong
and the guy who peddaled the Icarus project plane were 1/2 to 3/4 HP peak .
If I remember coorectly a man in good shape can crank out 125-150 watts.
Have you ever tried one of those bicycles that are connected to a generator
driving a light bulb? They have ( or did have ) one at the science museum
here. Trying to keep a 75 watt light bulb on is a killer.
IF Dr Sllishman gets 125 watt out of someone and keep him working 8 hrs a
day he's got a kilowatt hour. Good for about 8.5 cents in Albuquerque.


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Bright Ideas
Albuquerque emergency room physician Sam Slishman is working to launch his
Endorphin Power Co., which is a homeless shelter providing drug
rehabilitation based on vigorous exercise at on-premises workout stations.
However, Slishman also wants his center to help pay for itself by selling
the electric power that could be harnessed by his down-and-out

population's
daily workouts (pedaling, lifting, working the treadmills). Endorphin

Power,
Slishman says, will be the city's inspirational flagship for "social
rehabilitation and renewable energy." [Albuquerque Journal, 1-31-04]


...and john says why not......???




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Old March 8th, 2004, 04:07 AM
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"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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The most efficient humans don't even come close to 1 HP. Lance Armstrong
and the guy who peddaled the Icarus project plane were 1/2 to 3/4 HP peak

..
If I remember coorectly a man in good shape can crank out 125-150 watts.
Have you ever tried one of those bicycles that are connected to a

generator
driving a light bulb? They have ( or did have ) one at the science museum
here. Trying to keep a 75 watt light bulb on is a killer.
IF Dr Sllishman gets 125 watt out of someone and keep him working 8 hrs a
day he's got a kilowatt hour. Good for about 8.5 cents in Albuquerque.


Neither do horses. Horsepower was originally defined as about 746 watts,
based on the amount of work a horse can do in a day, not itīs output at any
particular time.

The term horsepower was actually invented by the engineer James Watt. Watt
is most famous for his work on improving steam engines. Apparently, Watt
was working with pit-ponies lifting coal, and he needed to define the power
available from these animals.

He discovered that a pit pony averaged about 22,000 foot-pounds of work in a
minute. He increased this figure by fifty percent and set measurement of
horsepower at 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute. This completely
arbitrary unit of measure is used to this day.

What you seem to be referring to, ( although one has to be careful here, as
this is by no means always obvious) is the measure of the actual mechanical
energy per unit time delivered to a turning shaft. 1 shaft horsepower = 1
electric horsepower = 550 ft-lb/second.

TL
MC





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Old March 8th, 2004, 04:22 AM
B J Conner
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...

The most efficient humans don't even come close to 1 HP. Lance

Armstrong
and the guy who peddaled the Icarus project plane were 1/2 to 3/4 HP

peak
.
If I remember coorectly a man in good shape can crank out 125-150 watts.
Have you ever tried one of those bicycles that are connected to a

generator
driving a light bulb? They have ( or did have ) one at the science

museum
here. Trying to keep a 75 watt light bulb on is a killer.
IF Dr Sllishman gets 125 watt out of someone and keep him working 8 hrs

a
day he's got a kilowatt hour. Good for about 8.5 cents in Albuquerque.


Neither do horses. Horsepower was originally defined as about 746 watts,
based on the amount of work a horse can do in a day, not itīs output at

any
particular time.

The term horsepower was actually invented by the engineer James Watt. Watt
is most famous for his work on improving steam engines. Apparently, Watt
was working with pit-ponies lifting coal, and he needed to define the

power
available from these animals.

He discovered that a pit pony averaged about 22,000 foot-pounds of work in

a
minute. He increased this figure by fifty percent and set measurement of
horsepower at 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute. This completely
arbitrary unit of measure is used to this day.

What you seem to be referring to, ( although one has to be careful here,

as
this is by no means always obvious) is the measure of the actual

mechanical
energy per unit time delivered to a turning shaft. 1 shaft horsepower = 1
electric horsepower = 550 ft-lb/second.

TL
MC


It doesn't have to be a turning shaft. If you can throw 55 ten pound
bricks over a 10 foot wall in one second your a one horsepower engine. Work
is force times distance, Power is the rate at which work is done. If
someone else throws the bricks over in 5 minutes samework, less power.
If I remember correctly ( which I seldom do) Watt used a unit of horse power
because mine owners used horses. If your selling steam engines to replace
horses it was handy to tell the customer that it would replace X horses.


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Old March 8th, 2004, 04:36 AM
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"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
It doesn't have to be a turning shaft. If you can throw 55 ten pound
bricks over a 10 foot wall in one second your a one horsepower engine.

Work
is force times distance, Power is the rate at which work is done. If
someone else throws the bricks over in 5 minutes samework, less power.
If I remember correctly ( which I seldom do) Watt used a unit of horse

power
because mine owners used horses. If your selling steam engines to replace
horses it was handy to tell the customer that it would replace X horses.



Maybe I am just a drunk Irishman throwing bricks over a wall, while taking
alternate swigs from my everlasting Guinness bottles?

Whatever, I will accept that. It was quite coherent. After re-reading what
I wrote, I am not entirely sure I wrote what I meant anyway.

TL
MC


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Old March 8th, 2004, 04:40 AM
B J Conner
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
SNIP
It doesn't have to be a turning shaft. If you can throw 55 ten pound
bricks over a 10 foot wall in one second your a one horsepower engine.

Work
is force times distance, Power is the rate at which work is done. If
someone else throws the bricks over in 5 minutes samework, less power.
If I remember correctly ( which I seldom do) Watt used a unit of horse

power
because mine owners used horses. If your selling steam engines to

replace
horses it was handy to tell the customer that it would replace X

horses.



Maybe I am just a drunk Irishman throwing bricks over a wall, while taking
alternate swigs from my everlasting Guinness bottles?

Whatever, I will accept that. It was quite coherent. After re-reading

what
I wrote, I am not entirely sure I wrote what I meant anyway.

TL
MC

That what you get for hanging around Wolfgang.


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Old March 8th, 2004, 04:55 AM
Mike Connor
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"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news SNIP
That what you get for hanging around Wolfgang.


Oh no, it was entirely my own fault. I was so anxious to be accurate, that
I lost my own thread while dredging memory. Nothing at all to do with
Wolfgang. These things happen.

However, I am sure that Wolfgang will appreciate the honourable mention.

TL
MC


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Old March 8th, 2004, 05:04 AM
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"B J Conner" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news SNIP
That what you get for hanging around Wolfgang.


Oh no, it was entirely my own fault. I was so anxious to be accurate,

that
I lost my own thread while dredging memory. Nothing at all to do with
Wolfgang. These things happen.

However, I am sure that Wolfgang will appreciate the honourable mention.


Most ROFFians who have met me will aver that I am nowhere near as large as I
appear here.......but they are mostly aged, myopic, and besotted.

Wolfgang


 




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