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Old June 14th, 2004, 02:21 PM
Frank Reid
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Just got word from Jonas at the Feathered Hook that the bear problem at
Hemlock Acres continues with tents and coolers "getting the business."
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Old June 14th, 2004, 02:33 PM
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On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 09:21:39 -0400, Frank Reid
wrote:

Just got word from Jonas at the Feathered Hook that the bear problem at
Hemlock Acres continues with tents and coolers "getting the business."


I'm surprised that with all of the heavy artillery that the locals are
fond of packing, that this bear hasn't already met with an untimely
end.


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Old June 14th, 2004, 03:16 PM
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Peter Charles wrote:
Frank Reid wrote:
Just got word from Jonas at the Feathered Hook that the bear problem at
Hemlock Acres continues with tents and coolers "getting the business."


I'm surprised that with all of the heavy artillery that the locals are
fond of packing, that this bear hasn't already met with an untimely
end.


I think bear hunting season only lasts three days in Pennsylvania. Shoot
one out of season and you could buy a LOT of tents and coolers for what
it's gonna cost you in fines.

It's true what they say, "A fed bear is a dead bear." Once a bear finds
food somewhere he will always go back. Bears are wired that way to
survive. The Game Commission could try to capture the bear and put it
somewhere else, but that's usually futile, the bear eventually finds his
way back to the food source and has to be shot.

Most unfair really, the humans are stupid (not you Frank, the moron who
didn't tell you the bear was there) and the bear ends up killed.

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Old June 14th, 2004, 05:23 PM
Tom G
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Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Peter Charles wrote:
Frank Reid wrote:
Just got word from Jonas at the Feathered Hook that the bear problem at
Hemlock Acres continues with tents and coolers "getting the business."


I'm surprised that with all of the heavy artillery that the locals are
fond of packing, that this bear hasn't already met with an untimely
end.


I think bear hunting season only lasts three days in Pennsylvania. Shoot
one out of season and you could buy a LOT of tents and coolers for what
it's gonna cost you in fines.


Correct. The Mon/Tue/Wed before Thanksgiving. How big was this bear?
I'm considering a call to Hemlock acres to get permission to hunt there
this year...

It's true what they say, "A fed bear is a dead bear." Once a bear finds
food somewhere he will always go back. Bears are wired that way to
survive. The Game Commission could try to capture the bear and put it
somewhere else, but that's usually futile, the bear eventually finds his
way back to the food source and has to be shot.


A call to the Game Commission is definitely in order. If they determine
that a relocation is in order, they usually move 'em quite a distance to
keep them from returning to the same food source. Not that this bear
wouldn't find another garbage can...

Most unfair really, the humans are stupid (not you Frank, the moron who
didn't tell you the bear was there) and the bear ends up killed.


It's freaky, agreeing with Ken like this, but he's spot on this time.
Better waste mgmt. at the campground could have prevented this bear from
becoming a problem in the first place. It's possible to get a 'problem'
bear, even with perfect campers & campground mgmt., but it's much less
likely.

Tom G
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Old June 15th, 2004, 12:05 AM
Tom Littleton
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Peter wonders:
I'm surprised that with all of the heavy artillery that the locals are
fond of packing, that this bear hasn't already met with an untimely
end.


unfortunately, "one of the locals" does not own Hemlock Acres anymore. It will
take time for Rudy to put out sufficient roots to avail himself, so he is on
his own for the moment. Mike and I will be checking it out in a couple of
weeks, so we will let you know....
ever fearless,
Tom
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Old June 15th, 2004, 12:32 AM
Frank Reid
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It will
take time for Rudy to put out sufficient roots to avail himself, so he is

on
his own for the moment. Mike and I will be checking it out in a couple of
weeks, so we will let you know....
ever fearless,
Tom


When ya going up? I gotta get my moneys worth outta this here damn annual
license. Maybe I can borrow a tent, NOT!

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Old June 15th, 2004, 02:04 AM
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Tom and i are going up on the weekend of the 26th.......If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew.......You
can sleep on a cot on our deck if ya want Frank ( Tom don't tell Frank about
the honey we spread on the bottom of the cot)


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Old June 15th, 2004, 03:15 AM
Tom Littleton
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Mike writes:
If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and
sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew....


I'll be taking pictures of this one, in between calls to the Game Warden and
the Emergency Rescue people.
Tom
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Old June 15th, 2004, 03:34 AM
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On 15 Jun 2004 01:04:16 GMT, (Mike) wrote:

Tom and i are going up on the weekend of the 26th.......If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew.......You
can sleep on a cot on our deck if ya want Frank ( Tom don't tell Frank about
the honey we spread on the bottom of the cot)


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick


Oh, man, thank God...Frankie, boy, I'm jonesin' bad, here, man, can ya
hook me up, dude? I'd go get it, but I haven't left this outhouse
in...oh, God, I can't even remember...lessee...one, two,
three...ARRRGGGH! I can't take it! The elephants! The pink
elephan...HOLY ****! They're turning into Debbie Harry and Bianca
Jagger...in SPANDEX! What th' hell? The walls are peeling like
grapefruit! Help me, Frankie, help me!

The Bear

PS - What the flock was that stuff in the tupperware with the green lid?
It tasted like Coq Au Vin made with some weird domestic Hearty Burgundy
or something...look we need to come up with some sort of Bear-to-victim
understanding or something, because that just ain't gonna cut it...

PSS - Props to my boy, Raoul, for the loan of the laptop and to wireless
hotspots being EVERYWHERE nowadays...

PSSS - No, us proper and well-bred bears don't **** in the woods...well,
not unless ABSOLUTELY necessary...
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Old June 15th, 2004, 03:46 AM
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On Tue, 15 Jun 2004 02:34:11 GMT, wrote:

On 15 Jun 2004 01:04:16 GMT,
(Mike) wrote:

Tom and i are going up on the weekend of the 26th.......If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew.......You
can sleep on a cot on our deck if ya want Frank ( Tom don't tell Frank about
the honey we spread on the bottom of the cot)


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick


Oh, man, thank God...Frankie, boy, I'm jonesin' bad, here, man, can ya
hook me up, dude? I'd go get it, but I haven't left this outhouse
in...oh, God, I can't even remember...lessee...one, two,
three...ARRRGGGH! I can't take it! The elephants! The pink
elephan...HOLY ****! They're turning into Debbie Harry and Bianca
Jagger...in SPANDEX! What th' hell? The walls are peeling like
grapefruit! Help me, Frankie, help me!

The Bear

PS - What the flock was that stuff in the tupperware with the green lid?
It tasted like Coq Au Vin made with some weird domestic Hearty Burgundy
or something...look we need to come up with some sort of Bear-to-victim
understanding or something, because that just ain't gonna cut it...

PSS - Props to my boy, Raoul, for the loan of the laptop and to wireless
hotspots being EVERYWHERE nowadays...

PSSS - No, us proper and well-bred bears don't **** in the woods...well,
not unless ABSOLUTELY necessary...



Well, I'm ashamed of many of you so-called "sportsmen"...all this
bitching, whining, and complaining about guns, guns, guns, and what do
you supposed "sports" do? Let Frank loose on nature with a loaded
Igloo...and I'll bet not only was it unregistered, he didn't even have a
carry permit... For shame, for shame, you hypocrites...well, I for one,
plan on filing a protest with Trouts Undelimited or the Natural
Compotancy or some such group that will show up and...aw, no, wait a
minute...I've got the perfect group to make you suffer for your
crimes...Ken, what's the number of your chapter of the Jehovah's
Witnesses, big guy?


Embarrassed for you all,
R
....and I might just send Raoul, Brian, and Tricky over, too!
 




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