Top 10 reasons to marry a bass pro

Thought it was funny, they will post the rest tomorrow. I'll clip it when
they go up.


Reason #10: Quality time

Consider the average pro angler's schedule: breakfast at 4:30 a.m., takeoff
at 6 a.m., a full day of fishing, weigh-in until 5:00 p.m., dinner at 5:30,
tackle work from 6 to 8:30 pm, then early to bed. With a schedule like that
you'll always know that 5:30 to 6:00 dinner is "our time".


Reason #9: No competition

He might be gazing at some young hottie near the weigh-in stage, but you
know what he's thinking: "Hmmm, that water's really clearing up. Wonder if I
can get away with just 30-pound-test on my flippin stick?"


Reason #8: The perks

Generous sponsors mean fabulous extras for you. Imagine never having to buy
monofilament again. Ladies, it's like a dream come true.


Reason #7: Glamorous travel

Imagine, Cullman, Ala., one week, Jasper, Texas, the next. And if he makes
the Classic, it's "Hello, Pittsburgh!"