OT Political Humor

Here's two, one red and one blue:

First, have you heard that the Bush family has a new pet? It's a puppy
named Miss Beazly, and they're having a difficult time housebreaking
her. It's the first time there's been a problem with stains on the oval
office carpet since Clinton was in office.

For the other side:
At a convention of reconstructive surgeons, three of the best were
asked to speak about their greatest accomplishment. The first described
a farm boy who mangled his hand in a hay bailer. He described the
difficult reconstruction, and proudly announced that the boy grew into
a man who is a famous concert pianist.

The second recalled a patient who lost his arm in an auto accident. The
patient was a teenaer at the time, and after years of rehab, became a
major league pitcher, who last year, won the Cy Young award.

The third doctor told the group of a horrible accident involving a
mounted cowboy and a speeding train. "It was terrible", he said. "The
only identifiable parts were a cowboy hat and a horse's ass, but I used
all my skills to stitch him back together, and, today, that man is our
president".

George Adams
Who believes in equal time.

In article .com,
George Adams wrote:

Thanks George, Here's a couple more


One for the left (swiped from Leno)

President Bush has begun working on his inauguration day speech. He
says when he¹s sworn in he will swear to preserve, protect, and defend
the constitution of the United States and the treasure map that¹s drawn
on the back of it.

And one for the right (again, swiped from Leno)

At the National Constitutional Center in Philadelphia, tourists can
experience what it¹s like to take the oath of office as president at a
virtual swearing in station. Your image is up on a giant screen while
an actor playing a Supreme Court justice swears you in. It¹s kind of
like a fantasy camp for Democrats.



Allen