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Old August 3rd, 2005, 09:57 PM
Joe McIntosh
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After my squaw told jeff my roommate that if I lost my credit card during
western clave that he could have all my stuff if he would just send my ashes
home.
therefore i thought youall might enjoy this

TREE CAJUNS


One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in The Atchafalaya Basin,
Boudreaux made a confession.
"We all been friends for tirty year and been tru a lot. I never
told ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I'm
gay."

Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and said, "We kinda figured dat out a
while back, but wadn't gonna say nuttin' 'cause we din't wanna embarrass
you".

Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and continued, "Da reason
I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause I got AIDS and I got six munt to liv. Ya'll
da only family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me dat yall wont let
dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets and I wanna be cremate. Den, I want
ya'll to trow my ashes from dat bridge up dair
into dis swamp where we've spent so much time together."

Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears,

then agreed to do what their friend had asked.

Sho' nough, six munts later Beoudreaux died, and they were standin on the
bridge with the ashes. Fontenot was about to trow dem out when Thibodeaux
stop him, "Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he said.

"I donno what to say. I never waz much bout goin' to church,"
Fontenot admitted.

Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'....anyting .......
make it rhyme."

Fontenot, he tought about it a while and started trowin' dem ashes out
over da swamp and say,
"Ashes to ashes, Dus to dus, if you liked women,

you'd be here wit us."





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Old August 4th, 2005, 04:50 PM
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You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...

bruce h

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Old August 8th, 2005, 10:14 PM
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wrote in message
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You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...

bruce h


He did not have a sense of humor either?


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Old August 8th, 2005, 10:45 PM
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Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
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You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...


He did not have a sense of humor either?


I didn't find the joke funny either. I just thought it was in very poor
taste.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 10:48 PM
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Bill McKee wrote:
wrote:
You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...


He did not have a sense of humor either?


If you thought that "joke" was a funny thing to post
to a fly fishing newsgroup, you're as much a horse's
ass as the so-called Indian Joe.

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Ken Fortenberry
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Old August 9th, 2005, 12:16 AM
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He had an excellent sense of humor Bill.

bh

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Old August 9th, 2005, 01:15 AM
Wolfgang
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
.. .
Bill McKee wrote:
wrote:
You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...


He did not have a sense of humor either?


If you thought that "joke" was a funny thing to post
to a fly fishing newsgroup, you're as much a horse's
ass as the so-called Indian Joe.


I didn't think it was funny either.

On the other hand, my brother did.

Wolfgang
go figure.


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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:04 AM
Ken Fortenberry
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Bill McKee wrote:
wrote:
You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...

He did not have a sense of humor either?


If you thought that "joke" was a funny thing to post
to a fly fishing newsgroup, you're as much a horse's
ass as the so-called Indian Joe.


I didn't think it was funny either.

On the other hand, my brother did.


But on the *other* hand, your brother didn't post it
to roff.

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Ken Fortenberry
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Old August 9th, 2005, 04:00 AM
Bill McKee
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
.. .
Bill McKee wrote:
wrote:
You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...


He did not have a sense of humor either?


If you thought that "joke" was a funny thing to post
to a fly fishing newsgroup, you're as much a horse's
ass as the so-called Indian Joe.

--
Ken Fortenberry


Looking at your posts in all groups, we know you are a horse's ass. Well
actually that is an insult to horses.


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Old August 9th, 2005, 11:56 AM
Wolfgang
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. ..
Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Bill McKee wrote:
wrote:
You could have told that joke to my brother, when he was alive, and
he'd have kicked your ass flat, at any age...

He did not have a sense of humor either?

If you thought that "joke" was a funny thing to post
to a fly fishing newsgroup, you're as much a horse's
ass as the so-called Indian Joe.


I didn't think it was funny either.

On the other hand, my brother did.


But on the *other* hand, your brother didn't post it
to roff.


And if he had, you wouldn't care any more than you do that Joe did. Do you
ever wonder if there is anything in the world (beyond an ill-fated lifelong
attempt to create an impression you can't even define) that you DO care
about?

Wolfgang


 




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