The darker side of the holiday season. :(

The verses your mother never sang to you.....um......probably......we hope:

You'd better watch out.
You'd better be spry.
He's tanked up on stout,
And there's blood in his eye.

Menoclause is coming to town.

He's mean and he's ****ed;
He's not very nice.
Trouble with gout,
And he's got body lice.

Menoclause is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He's got a sharpened stake.
He can't be up to any good,
So, get lost for goodness sake!

Oh, you won't see the lout,
Come out of the sky.
You'd better get out,
Or surely you'll die.

Menoclause is coming to town.

Menoclause is coming toooo tooowwwwnnnnn!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!

Wolfgang
who noticed a couple of somewhat than less than stellar department store
santas this time around.

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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The verses your mother never sang to you.....um......probably......we
hope:

You'd better watch out.
You'd better be spry.
He's tanked up on stout,
And there's blood in his eye.

Menoclause is coming to town.

He's mean and he's ****ed;
He's not very nice.
Trouble with gout,
And he's got body lice.

Menoclause is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He's got a sharpened stake.
He can't be up to any good,
So, get lost for goodness sake!

Oh, you won't see the lout,
Come out of the sky.
You'd better get out,
Or surely you'll die.

Menoclause is coming to town.

Menoclause is coming toooo tooowwwwnnnnn!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!

Wolfgang
who noticed a couple of somewhat than less than stellar department store
santas this time around.



21 things you can safely say only at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.