GBush Resume

From: GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine , in 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
and
had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record
has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug
use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
duty
in Vietnam

COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale University with a low C
average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil
company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went
bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help
of
my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO
Ken
Lay, I was elected governor of Texas .

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union .

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as
the most smog-ridden city in America .

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida
, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President
after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual
deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private
bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire,"
Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world
record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court
during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip- offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I
refused to allow inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I set the record for fewest numbers of press
conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of A
ugust, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.
the
most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
world history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations,
the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their
families-in-wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
friends.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable
for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for publi c review. I am a member of the
Republican Party.

wrote:

From: GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

You forgot the four words that really sum up Dub's
qualifications/career:

"I traded Sammy Sosa!"

Harry
and yet people voted for him

wrote in message
oups.com...

First, you've wasted way too much time reading blogs.

Second, I'd check on about 99% of these "facts" before you turn in your term
paper.

what does that have to do with fishing? Anyway, its easy to bash on
someone who has had to deal with the largest attact on US soil and to
US freedom in our history and then blame the cost assosiated with
cleaning up the mess (war on Terror) on him when the Democrate
President B/F him is really to blame...

runsrealfast wrote:
what does that have to do with fishing? Anyway, its easy to bash on
someone who has had to deal with the largest attact on US soil and to
US freedom in our history and then blame the cost assosiated with
cleaning up the mess (war on Terror) on him when the Democrate
President B/F him is really to blame...

You're new around here, aren't you?
Hmm, "largest "attact" on US soil?" Don't think so. Read your history
books. Le' see, we have a bunch of "attacks" on US soil; War of 1812
(don't wanna count the "Colonial Rebellion" as that was rightfully
British soil at the time), US Civil War, WWII (Philippines and some
other little spots out there were US soil at the time), and a few
others.
US freedom. Hmm, I really think you may have something there, then
again, I'm looking at attacks on US freedom like McCarthyism. Hey,
we're getting pretty close to the restrictive times that we saw under
McCarthy, so we'll call this Bushism.
War on Terror. What a hoot. How does the attack on Iraq become part
of a "War on Terror?"
And, by the way, with a name like "runsrealfast," are you any
relationship to Rincewind? How fast did you run when it came to
defending your country against the protagonists of the "war on terror?"
Did you hide in a demo crate or just a regular crate?
Frank Reid

runsrealfast wrote:
what does that have to do with fishing? Anyway, its easy to bash on
someone who has had to deal with the largest attact on US soil and to
US freedom in our history and then blame the cost assosiated with
cleaning up the mess (war on Terror) on him when the Democrate
President B/F him is really to blame...

I guess you're too young to remember Pearl Harbour.

Harry
did you miss it in history class whilst reading "My Pet Goat"?

SimRacer wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

First, you've wasted way too much time reading blogs.

I don't read blogs. Guess again.

Second, I'd check on about 99% of these "facts" before you turn in your term
paper.

How about you go down the list and tell us which are
facts and which are "facts."

runsrealfast wrote:
what does that have to do with fishing? Anyway, its easy to bash on
someone who has had to deal with the largest attact on US soil and to
US freedom in our history and then blame the cost assosiated with
cleaning up the mess (war on Terror) on him when the Democrate
President B/F him is really to blame.

I suspect that "runsrealfast" is about your reaction to
to reality.

... and you're lying about Clinton.

(by the way, who was Prez when we abandoned Lebanon after
terrorists killed several hundred of our Marines there ?)

wrote in message
oups.com...
From: GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine , in 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
and
had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record
has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug
use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
duty
in Vietnam

COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale University with a low C
average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil
company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went
bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help
of
my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO
Ken
Lay, I was elected governor of Texas .

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union .

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as
the most smog-ridden city in America .

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida
, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President
after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual
deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private
bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire,"
Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world
record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court
during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip- offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I
refused to allow inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I set the record for fewest numbers of press
conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of A
ugust, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.
the
most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
world history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations,
the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their
families-in-wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
friends.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable
for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for publi c review. I am a member of the
Republican Party.

what in the **** does this **** have to do with fly fishing? focus
people , focus!!!!!!!
cheeses of nazareth

cheeses of nazareth wrote:
what in the **** does this **** have to do with fly fishing?
focus people , focus!!!!!!!
cheeses of nazareth

Cheeses, quoting his own text. And what does *that* have to do with
fishing? And reposting the entire article you're objecting to. What's up
with that?
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps
(Where the hell are all these clueless newbies coming from: did somebofy
advertise Google Groups? This is worse than the WebTV days!)