Shameless Plug

I lost my nipper yesterday. I had it hanging off a lanyard
and I obviously had it when I strung up and tied on at the
house but by the time I got back to the house I'd caught a
few bluegill, Kipper had taken his evening poop and I'd lost
a nipper on a zinger. It was a cheap zinger, a freebee in
fact, but the nipper was good.

So last night after I retraced my steps to the pond and back
and came up empty I logged on to ezflyfish and ordered a new
nipper plus a few other things I'm going to need. Turns out
Uncle Wally is having his 5th Anniversary Sale, not only is
my nipper already in the mail as I type, but I saved mucho
dinero by sheer accident on the timing.

Happy Anniversary to Wilson Creek Outfitters and ezflyfish !

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I lost my nipper yesterday. I had it hanging off a lanyard
and I obviously had it when I strung up and tied on at the
house but by the time I got back to the house I'd caught a
few bluegill, Kipper had taken his evening poop and I'd lost
a nipper on a zinger. It was a cheap zinger, a freebee in
fact, but the nipper was good.

So last night after I retraced my steps to the pond and back
and came up empty I logged on to ezflyfish and ordered a new
nipper plus a few other things I'm going to need. Turns out
Uncle Wally is having his 5th Anniversary Sale, not only is
my nipper already in the mail as I type, but I saved mucho
dinero by sheer accident on the timing.

Happy Anniversary to Wilson Creek Outfitters and ezflyfish !

So, in summary, when Kipper took a crapper, you lost a nipper very
chipper, but made ringer for a zinger to a crew that is true.
Frank Reid

Ken Fortenberry typed:
I lost my nipper yesterday. I had it hanging off a lanyard
and I obviously had it when I strung up and tied on at the
house but by the time I got back to the house I'd caught a
few bluegill, Kipper had taken his evening poop and I'd lost
a nipper on a zinger. It was a cheap zinger, a freebee in
fact, but the nipper was good.

So last night after I retraced my steps to the pond and back
and came up empty . . .

Did you search through the poop? You may have to really dig in there to find
it.

;-)
--
HTH,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Frank Reid wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I lost my nipper yesterday. I had it hanging off a lanyard
and I obviously had it when I strung up and tied on at the
house but by the time I got back to the house I'd caught a
few bluegill, Kipper had taken his evening poop and I'd lost
a nipper on a zinger. It was a cheap zinger, a freebee in
fact, but the nipper was good.

So last night after I retraced my steps to the pond and back
and came up empty I logged on to ezflyfish and ordered a new
nipper plus a few other things I'm going to need. Turns out
Uncle Wally is having his 5th Anniversary Sale, not only is
my nipper already in the mail as I type, but I saved mucho
dinero by sheer accident on the timing.

Happy Anniversary to Wilson Creek Outfitters and ezflyfish !

So, in summary, when Kipper took a crapper, you lost a nipper very
chipper, but made ringer for a zinger to a crew that is true.

Right. But there's been a change: the Kipper was chipper but
the zinger and the nipper were reckless on the necklace.

--
Ken Fortenberry - with apologies to Danny Kaye ;-)

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I lost my nipper yesterday. I had it hanging off a lanyard
and I obviously had it when I strung up and tied on at the
house but by the time I got back to the house I'd caught a
few bluegill, Kipper had taken his evening poop and I'd lost
a nipper on a zinger. It was a cheap zinger, a freebee in
fact, but the nipper was good.

So last night after I retraced my steps to the pond and back
and came up empty I logged on to ezflyfish and ordered a new
nipper plus a few other things I'm going to need. Turns out
Uncle Wally is having his 5th Anniversary Sale, not only is
my nipper already in the mail as I type, but I saved mucho
dinero by sheer accident on the timing.

Happy Anniversary to Wilson Creek Outfitters and ezflyfish !

So, in summary, when Kipper took a crapper, you lost a nipper very
chipper, but made ringer for a zinger to a crew that is true.
Frank Reid


You could have lost your kipper by fiddling with your zipper, and getting
caught would be a ripper.
Dial 1-800-STRIPPER, for help of course, but then you'll have to tip-her if
you slipped-her your flyrod.
-tom

Ken Fortenberry - with apologies to Danny Kaye ;-)

That routine rates right up there with "Who's on first?"

Frank Reid

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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Ken Fortenberry - with apologies to Danny Kaye ;-)

That routine rates right up there with "Who's on first?"

Frank Reid

Giacomo!

What a classic!

Op

Witch: You'll not die, you'll not have to fight him. Griswold dies as he
drinks the toast.

Hawkins: What?

Witch: Listen. I have put a pellet of poison in one of the vessels.

Hawkins: Which one?

Witch: The one with the figure of a pestle.

Hawkins: The vessel with the pestle?

Witch: Yes. But you don't want the vessel with the pestle, you want the
chalice from the palace!

Hawkins: I-I don't want the vessel with the pestle, I want the chalice from
the what?

Jean: The chalice from the palace!

Hawkins: Hm?

Witch: It's a little crystal chalice with a figure of a palace.

Hawkins: Th-the chalice from the palace have the pellet with the poison?

Witch: No, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.

Hawkins: Oh, oh, the pestle with the vessel.

Jean: The vessel with the pestle.

Hawkins: What about the palace from the chalice?

Witch: Not the palace from the chalice! The chalice from the palace!

Hawkins: Where's the pellet with the poison?

Witch: In the vessel with the pestle!

Jean: Don't you see? The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the
pestle.

Witch: The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

Jean: It's so easy, I can say it!

Hawkins: Well then you fight him!

Witch: Listen carefully. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the
pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

Hawkins: Where the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle,
the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

Jean: Good man!

Witch: Just remember that.

Random Guard: Sir Giacomo! Sir Giacomo, into your armor! And you, to your
place in the pavilion.

Hawkins: The pellet with the poison... the pellet with the poison is in the
vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the true that is
brew. Eh... brew that is tru- The pellet with the poison's in the vessel
with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the true that is brew. Eh,
eh, brew that is true. Eh. The chestle with the pal- eh, eh, palace with
the...

Random Guard: Look out!

[lighting strikes armor, magnetizing it]

Random Guard: Hurry, now, get into your armor!
Hawkins: The pestle with t... the pellet with the poison's in the vessel
with the pestle, the palace from the chalice has the brew that is blue. Eh,
no... The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The cha-
eh, the pellet with the plip... the pellet with the poisle's in the vessel
with the plazzle. Eh, the plazzle with the vlessle. Eh, the the bless... The
vessel with the plozzle is the plazzle with the...

Random Guard (interrupting): Come along, Sir Giacomo. His majesty is
waiting.

Hawkins: The pestle with the poilet...

Random Guard: And take your helmet!

Hawkins: (Muttering "pellet with the poison") Thank you.

Hawkins: The pellet with the poisley's from chalice with the pazley.

Roderick: Oh, hello, my dear, it's nice to see y-

Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it. The pellet with the poison's in the
vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is
true, right?

Witch: Right. But there's been a change. They broke the chalice from the
palace.

Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?

Witch: And replaced it with a flagon.

Hawkins: Flagon.

Witch: With a figure of a dragon.

Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.

Witch: Right.

Hawkins: Did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the
pestle?

Witch: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the
vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the
vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

Witch: Just remember that.
Hawkins: Yes, thank you very much. The pellet with the chasley, eh... the
pellet with the poison is in the pasley with the chazzle. Eh, just remember
that. http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/jesters...urtjester.html