my dog is getting smart....

If it's any kind of bird dog- lab, spaniel etc... Hide the hackle.
It's like crack for dogs & can get expensive quick.


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Roasted peppers from Mexican take out now has him smelling all food that
humans eat before he just starts chomping on it...

What a hoot!

john

"asadi" wrote in message
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Roasted peppers from Mexican take out now has him smelling all food that
humans eat before he just starts chomping on it...

What a hoot!

john

Here's a good joke along those lines,


A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue
ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
The guy says, 'No, what?' 'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -
whole!' says the bartender.

'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He eats everything in
sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.' He finishes
his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey did now?'

'Now what?' asks the patron.

'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and ate
it!' says the barkeeper.

'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures
everything first!'

"asadi" wrote in message
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Roasted peppers from Mexican take out now has him smelling all food that
humans eat before he just starts chomping on it...


Ha ha!

Too funny, our lab (Molly) is the same way *now*. A few months ago my wife
and I were having a few snacks and a couple cervezas on a Friday night.
While eating a few hot pepper Molly would not quit begging for one. I told
her she wouldn't like it... Continuing to beg, I tossed one in the air,
after about 4 chomps and the swallow, she went for her water bowl... Now if
I hold up a treat for her, she smells and thoroughly inspects it before
eating.

JT

"JT" wrote in message
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"asadi" wrote in message
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Roasted peppers from Mexican take out now has him smelling all food that
humans eat before he just starts chomping on it...


Ha ha!

Too funny, our lab (Molly) is the same way *now*. A few months ago my wife
and I were having a few snacks and a couple cervezas on a Friday night.
While eating a few hot pepper Molly would not quit begging for one. I told
her she wouldn't like it... Continuing to beg, I tossed one in the air,
after about 4 chomps and the swallow, she went for her water bowl... Now
if
I hold up a treat for her, she smells and thoroughly inspects it before
eating.

JT

I once had a problem with a skunk who took an evening stroll over my deck
every night around 6:00. I decided to try to scare him away with habaeros
dippied in bacon grease. The first night we watched him saunter up and find
the bacon coated treasure. He proceeded to chew on that thing , snuffling
and snarfing until it was all gone,(words can't describe it, it was one of
the funniest things I've seen) then he sauntered off. From then on, we
stayed off the deck until he had passed.

LouF wrote:


I once had a problem with a skunk who took an evening stroll over my deck
every night around 6:00. I decided to try to scare him away with habaeros
dippied in bacon grease. The first night we watched him saunter up and find
the bacon coated treasure. He proceeded to chew on that thing , snuffling
and snarfing until it was all gone,(words can't describe it, it was one of
the funniest things I've seen) then he sauntered off. From then on, we
stayed off the deck until he had passed.

I'm not so sure I'd want to go on the deck after he had "passed".


Chuck Vance (well think about it ... habaneros and bacon grease
in a skunk?!)

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
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LouF wrote:


I once had a problem with a skunk who took an evening stroll over my
deck
every night around 6:00. I decided to try to scare him away with
habaeros
dippied in bacon grease. The first night we watched him saunter up and
find
the bacon coated treasure. He proceeded to chew on that thing ,
snuffling
and snarfing until it was all gone,(words can't describe it, it was one
of
the funniest things I've seen) then he sauntered off. From then on, we
stayed off the deck until he had passed.

I'm not so sure I'd want to go on the deck after he had "passed".


Chuck Vance (well think about it ... habaneros and bacon grease
in a skunk?!)

I forgot to mention, his stripe turned red ;-)