Frank R....you shoulda been there...

On Aug 30, 3:37 pm, "asadi" wrote:
..On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the cap
and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the tube.
Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and the
roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my lower
teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was wet
which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was able
to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the enamel
pretty good though...instant plaque.

john

It could have been worse.
Don't keep that tube anywhere near the Preparation H.

On Aug 30, 5:37 pm, "asadi" wrote:
..On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the cap
and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the tube.
Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and the
roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my lower
teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was wet
which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was able
to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the enamel
pretty good though...instant plaque.

Hold it. Now listen up. Any time someone does something slightly
inept, my name comes up. Have I ever downloaded a full can of pepper
spray into my shorts? Have I ever bitten down on a tube of super
glue? Have I ever chopped off a digit with an ax (and then tied it
into a fly and flogged it on Ebay)? Have I ever high sided a van in
BF Michigan? Full Reid is one thing, but an unassisted Asadi is a
terrible thing to behold.
Frank "Ten Digits" Reid

BJ Conner wrote:
On Aug 30, 3:37 pm, "asadi" wrote:
..On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the cap
and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the tube.
Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and the
roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my lower
teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was wet
which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was able
to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the enamel
pretty good though...instant plaque.

john

It could have been worse.
Don't keep that tube anywhere near the Preparation H.


OHHHH--That just made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Russell

LOL

...On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the cap
and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the tube.
Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and the
roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my lower
teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was wet
which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was able
to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the enamel
pretty good though...instant plaque.

john

"asadi" wrote in message
...
..On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the
cap and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the
tube. Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and
the roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my
lower teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was
wet which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was
able to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the
enamel pretty good though...instant plaque.

john

"asadi" wrote in message
...
..On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the
cap and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the
tube. Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and
the roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my
lower teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was
wet which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was
able to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the
enamel pretty good though...instant plaque.

john






you need a bodyguard !LOL
Edmond Dantes