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Doctors Debate Obama Health Plan.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, and Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were ****ed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. |
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On 2009-10-01 13:28:44 -0400, Ken Fortenberry
said: In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. You are an imposter! Go troll somewhere else. The REAL Ken Fortenberry loves all the Democrats and especially Obama. Although HE admits to being an asshole, he would NEVER call the likes of Kennedy, Dodd, Murther, Pelosi, Reid, et al assholes. They are his GODS. He actually PRAYS to Barney Frank every morning before he eats his Pablum with goat's milk. And the last thing he does when he leaves the house is salute a giant picture of B.H.O. Davey (heading out the door soon to fish in NC and Georgia for ten days.) |
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David LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry cut and pasted a joke: In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. You are an imposter! Go troll somewhere else. The REAL Ken Fortenberry loves all the Democrats and especially Obama. Although HE admits to being an asshole, he would NEVER call the likes of Kennedy, Dodd, Murther, Pelosi, Reid, et al assholes. They are his GODS. He actually PRAYS to Barney Frank every morning before he eats his Pablum with goat's milk. And the last thing he does when he leaves the house is salute a giant picture of B.H.O. Such crankiness from the old geezer. What's the matter Louie, forget to take your Metamucil ? -- Ken Fortenberry |
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On 2009-10-01 16:07:25 -0400, Ken Fortenberry
said: David LaCourse wrote: Ken Fortenberry cut and pasted a joke: In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. You are an imposter! Go troll somewhere else. The REAL Ken Fortenberry loves all the Democrats and especially Obama. Although HE admits to being an asshole, he would NEVER call the likes of Kennedy, Dodd, Murther, Pelosi, Reid, et al assholes. They are his GODS. He actually PRAYS to Barney Frank every morning before he eats his Pablum with goat's milk. And the last thing he does when he leaves the house is salute a giant picture of B.H.O. Such crankiness from the old geezer. What's the matter Louie, forget to take your Metamucil ? OK, see? THAT'S the real Fortenberry. l like to think of the REAL Fortenberry as a manure spreader in a windstorm. The first guy was definitely a fraud. Possible ID theft? d;op |
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