Who knew...?

It has been reported that Michelle Obama has been personally shaving her pussy
each morning for nearly 18 years...rumor is that she quickly got tired of him
tying up the bathroom each morning with a hour-long speech about the benefits of
electric razors, only to then go into another hour of deciding whether he should
use a Bic or Schick disposable...

Not to be outdone, the GOP announced that Laura Bush had been doing the same for
nearly 35 years...rumor has it she soon got tired of watching hers trying to
figure out from which end of the can the shaving cream came each morning...

And finally, in a bald-faced attempt to trim all of their aspirations, Hillary
issued a statement that claimed hers had had more shaved pussy than both of the
other two combined, in their entire lifetimes, and that was only this
morning...and she added, she didn't give a **** about his razor issues...

HTH,
R
....FIRST! FIRST!...

On Aug 31, 8:29*pm, wrote:
It has been reported that Michelle Obama has been personally shaving her pussy
each morning for nearly 18 years...rumor is that she quickly got tired of him
tying up the bathroom each morning with a hour-long speech about the benefits of
electric razors, only to then go into another hour of deciding whether he should
use a Bic or Schick disposable...

Not to be outdone, the GOP announced that Laura Bush had been doing the same for
nearly 35 years...rumor has it she soon got tired of watching hers trying to
figure out from which end of the can the shaving cream came each morning....

And finally, in a bald-faced attempt to trim all of their aspirations, Hillary
issued a statement that claimed hers had had more shaved pussy than both of the
other two combined, in their entire lifetimes, and that was only this
morning...and she added, she didn't give a **** about his razor issues...

HTH,
R
...FIRST! *FIRST!...

Moron.

g.