Dave'S favourite method of chum

On Oct 5, 6:58*pm, Giles wrote:
On Oct 5, 11:14*am, DaveS wrote:





On Sep 30, 8:05*pm, Anne Onime wrote:

Dave'S own method of chum is known as the Skagit Squat. He takes a handful of laxatives and several minutes later is ready to chum. It's easy because he wears hip waders held up by the garters of his corset and of course the lacey panties are crotchless. He squats or leans forward and lets his bowels explode. The chum is carried downstream and the fish go on a feeding frenzy.

To the Anonymous Level Six Poop Smear
You ought to get professional help before this fascination with poop
spills onto your family, leads to self destruction or you getting the
beating of your life. Get help, you have the signs of an incipient
Level Six **** Smearer.

From the POOP REPORT

Sexual Abuse
In an essay entitled "Child Abuse and Neglect: Physical and Behavioral
Indicators [3]," I found many possible symptoms in children of
different ages. Under the behavioral symptoms of sexual abuse, one can
find the following: "regression, wetting, soiling, smearing feces and
urine beyond what is age appropriate." This means that many people who
engage in ****-smearing behavior are showing what could be interpreted
as equating themselves with **** -- hinting at very low self-esteem or
a downright lack of any positive identity that's been developed as a
result of abuse. An alarming fact is that in a very detailed report
categorizing the severity of behavior, poop smearing is listed at
Level Six -- Level One being the mildest, and Level Six being the most
disturbed.

Moron.

g.

Hm.....

Wrong Dave.

Well, that's what sleep deprivation'll getcha.

My sincere apologies for the egregious misidentification.

g.
chestnut update to follow.