DIrty Old Man

I'm working in my office upstairs when the doorbell rings.
Two gorgeous young women are at my door holding leaf rakes.
"We're from the sorority around the corner and we're doing
a service project. Can we rake your leaves ?"

It's an unseasonable 73F in Urbana this fine sunny afternoon
and when I'm leering at those short, short, short, shorts it
occurs to me, Wayno should be here. :-)

Sometimes I love livin' on campus.

--
Ken Fortenberry