TR Slow-release organic fertilizer

SWMBO is on a rose bush kick this year. Somebody around here
had a bunch of Jackson & Perkins on sale really cheap so she
bought up a bunch of them. (I've always said she'd buy donkey
**** on a stick if they priced it at 80% off. ;-)

My grandma taught me to put a little bluegill in the bottom of
the hole whenever you plant a rose. The decomposing bluegill
provides a natural, slow-release organic fertilizer and helps
the rose bush get established. Or so the story goes. Anyway,
it's worked well enough for our other rose bushes so I was
actually encouraged to go out and catch some bluegill. Good
thing too, those toadies Wolfgang promised never showed up so
I've been doin' all this honeydew **** myself and haven't had
time to go fish at all.

I was wearing heather grey Jockey Sport boxers under Guatemalan
short pants ;-), as I strung up the 1 wt with a yellow foam spider.
Kipper the hound heard the reel sing as I stripped off line to
string up the rod so he came tearing through the house to stand
at the back door and announce his heartfelt desire to accompany me.

Not much to tell about the actual fishing, I needed to plant four
rose bushes, caught three fish in as many casts and then played
"yank it away at the last possible moment" for awhile to extend
the outing. With polaroids you can watch the bluegill rush to the
fly, then eye it for just a moment before committing themselves
to the strike.

Great fun, if only for a few moments.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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I was wearing heather grey Jockey Sport boxers under Guatemalan
short pants ;-),

hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty. you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

snakefiddler






Great fun, if only for a few moments.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"snakefiddler" wrote

hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty. you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

snakefiddler

we can forgive nearly anything around here, except posting under the
influence of crack.

yfitp
wayno

"snakefiddler" wrote in message
...
hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty. you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

snakefiddler



AAACCKKKK!!!!!

Jesus H. Christ at the salt lick, woman! I believe in fence-mending and all
that, but this crap has got to stop and stop now! Are there no "visuals"
that you would consider "too bad"?????????????????

Danl

I leave the NG in you folks' hands for a couple of weeks and just LOOK at
what you've done.....

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...

"snakefiddler" wrote

hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty.
you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

snakefiddler

we can forgive nearly anything around here, except posting under the
influence of crack.

yfitp
wayno


That Nawth Cackalacky crack must be way more eviler than the run-of-the-mill
ghetto crack!

Sorry I missed you in Morganton, Counselor. I trust your colleagues, jeff
and IJ, shared the pinot that I left behind.

Danl

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...

"snakefiddler" wrote

hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty.
you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

snakefiddler

we can forgive nearly anything around here, except posting under the
influence of crack.

yfitp
wayno



ah ****, is that was in that pipe? i thought it was hash!!!!!!! i'm sorry.
i'm sure i'll get straight soon...........

yfitm
snakefiddler

"Danl" wrote in message
...

"snakefiddler" wrote in message
...
hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty. you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

snakefiddler



AAACCKKKK!!!!!

Jesus H. Christ at the salt lick, woman! I believe in fence-mending and
all
that, but this crap has got to stop and stop now! Are there no "visuals"
that you would consider "too bad"?????????????????

YES!, see my reply to jeff's tr

snakefiddler



Danl

I leave the NG in you folks' hands for a couple of weeks and just LOOK at
what you've done.....

snakefiddler wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I was wearing heather grey Jockey Sport boxers ...

hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty. you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

You must have been looking at some VERY old pictures. You'd have
a better "visual" looking at Timmaaay in a Speedo than at me in
my boxer shorts.

--
Ken Fortenberry- Chippendale at 185, Clydesdale at 220 ;-)

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
y.com...

My grandma taught me to put a little bluegill in the bottom of
the hole whenever you plant a rose. The decomposing bluegill
provides a natural, slow-release organic fertilizer and helps
the rose bush get established. Or so the story goes.a

--
Ken Fortenberry


i have heard tell that human hair is great for the garden- maybe rose bushes
as well. i have known people to go to hair salons, and collect that hair
that gets swept up off of the floor.

snakefiddler

On Fri, 21 May 2004, Wayne Harrison wrote:

"snakefiddler" wrote
hmm, might not be too bad a visual. i have seen your picture forty. you
may be an asshole, but you're not bad lookin asshole........

we can forgive nearly anything around here, except posting under the
influence of crack.

What wayno really means to say is *hey child, pass me some of that
chronic*.

Mu