Clave Proposal

Ok, it's time to separate the men from the boys, the women from the girls,
the women from the men and boys, the homosexuals from the heterosexuals, the
civilized from the uncivilized etc., etc., etc....

I propose the Uncivilized 'Clave! And, yes there are RULES.

RULES:

1) No deadly weapons (guns/ammo, knives, golf clubs, automobiles--except
for travel means, swords, bats/clubs...you may add to this list). ANYONE
CAUGHT POSSESSING A DEADLY WEAPON WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE, AND THIS
PERSON/PERSONS WILL BE BAN FROM ALL FUTURE UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVES! ANYONE NOT
CAUGHT, BUT WHO UTILIZES A DEADLY WEAPON WILL BE DEALT WITH BY THE LOCAL
AUTHORITIES...I GUESS?

2) All combatants...um uh....attendees most agree to participate in all
'clave activities--listed later in this post.

3) No civilized ROFFians may attend! No Ken, you are not considered
civilized.

4) Any Roffian who agrees to attend said 'clave, but attempts to reconcile
differences up to 4 weeks before the clave may be roundly flamed, with
impunity, by any other ROFFian.

5) Once dates and location have been agreed upon, all combatants MUST
arrive on the first day of the clave; however, no combatant will be required
to attend the 'claves entirety and my leave at any time for any reason. The
Uncivilized 'Clave will be scheduled to last 5 days, but not necessarily so.

6) As this is an UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE, some attendees/combatants may become
injured due to the actions of others.

7) All combatants MUST agree not to sue another combatant/attendee, not to
call on the proper authorities--unless a deadly weapon is employed in the
fray, cry excessively after getting their ass kicked (whimpering allowed).

8) No individual combatant may interfere with the activities of two
competing combatants/attendees, whether the activity is scheduled or not! A
majority decision to stop two combatants from killin' one another. In the
unlikely event that there is no majority, either combatant may CRY UNCLE,
and the engagement MUST cease!

9) Actual combatant/attendees may add to these RULES-- no civilized folks
will be allowed to participate. Marquis of Queensbury Rules
http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/Spri...tura/rules.htm don't apply
to any engagements!

10) Any CIVILIZED PERSONS found among the UNCIVILIZED will be treated in a
most UNCIVILIZED MANNER!

ACTIVITIES:

Once a time, date, and location are agreed upon, the first days activity
will consist of warm-up insults, heavy drinkin' and some fishin'. The
second day will begin with fractious early breakfast followed by
semi-pugilist sports--to be determined between now and the week before the
'clave-- Assuming that any or all combatants/attendees are capable after the
pugilist activities, drinkin', cussin', and fishin' will follow. We'll just
have to wing it for the 3rd thru 5th days; however, all day are to remain
UNCIVILIZED and no reconciliations will be tolerated--otherwise the
UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE will be considered a failure.

As I am proposin' this UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE, I will be in attendance! I
implore all other UNCIVILIZED ROFFians sign-up NOW!

Sincerely Vile,
Mark H. Bowen a/k/a CtM

"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
ink.net...

This is all just embarrasing. Why do you bother? Fortenberry has gone over
the top as well. You guys will kill this newsgroup. Perhaps just as well.

Some may say that this post is merely the pot calling the kettle black, but
my only animosity, as such, here, was to do with Gehrke, who was a totally
perverse version of Barnum. Nobody else has ever reached his heights of lies
and depravity, although it is not for the want of trying. Shame that I got
into a tizz with Tom Littleton over it, the miserable old ******* was
certainly not worth it.

Do you want people to think badly of you, even after your death? No ? Then
stop posting this ****. It does nobody any good, least of all yourselves.

Wasting my time of course, but one can but try. Ten years from now nobody
will even remember it, and in a hundred, we will all be dust.

Perhaps something worth thinking about? Or not, as the fancy takes you.

MC

You'd be a perfect candidate for the UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE Mike. What do ya say?

Mark --who just realized that some folks have NO sense of humor--

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
...

"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
ink.net...

This is all just embarrasing. Why do you bother? Fortenberry has gone over
the top as well. You guys will kill this newsgroup. Perhaps just as well.

Some may say that this post is merely the pot calling the kettle black, but
my only animosity, as such, here, was to do with Gehrke, who was a totally
perverse version of Barnum. Nobody else has ever reached his heights of lies
and depravity, although it is not for the want of trying. Shame that I got
into a tizz with Tom Littleton over it, the miserable old ******* was
certainly not worth it.

Do you want people to think badly of you, even after your death? No ? Then
stop posting this ****. It does nobody any good, least of all yourselves.

Wasting my time of course, but one can but try. Ten years from now nobody
will even remember it, and in a hundred, we will all be dust.

Perhaps something worth thinking about? Or not, as the fancy takes you.

MC

No knives?

Hell, I'm in.

john (quite content with all my remaining parts.)

"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
ink.net...
Ok, it's time to separate the men from the boys, the women from the girls,
the women from the men and boys, the homosexuals from the heterosexuals,
the
civilized from the uncivilized etc., etc., etc....

I propose the Uncivilized 'Clave! And, yes there are RULES.

RULES:

1) No deadly weapons (guns/ammo, knives, golf clubs, automobiles--except
for travel means, swords, bats/clubs...you may add to this list).
ANYONE
CAUGHT POSSESSING A DEADLY WEAPON WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE, AND THIS
PERSON/PERSONS WILL BE BAN FROM ALL FUTURE UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVES! ANYONE
NOT
CAUGHT, BUT WHO UTILIZES A DEADLY WEAPON WILL BE DEALT WITH BY THE LOCAL
AUTHORITIES...I GUESS?

2) All combatants...um uh....attendees most agree to participate in all
'clave activities--listed later in this post.

3) No civilized ROFFians may attend! No Ken, you are not considered
civilized.

4) Any Roffian who agrees to attend said 'clave, but attempts to
reconcile
differences up to 4 weeks before the clave may be roundly flamed, with
impunity, by any other ROFFian.

5) Once dates and location have been agreed upon, all combatants MUST
arrive on the first day of the clave; however, no combatant will be
required
to attend the 'claves entirety and my leave at any time for any reason.
The
Uncivilized 'Clave will be scheduled to last 5 days, but not necessarily
so.

6) As this is an UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE, some attendees/combatants may become
injured due to the actions of others.

7) All combatants MUST agree not to sue another combatant/attendee, not
to
call on the proper authorities--unless a deadly weapon is employed in the
fray, cry excessively after getting their ass kicked (whimpering allowed).

8) No individual combatant may interfere with the activities of two
competing combatants/attendees, whether the activity is scheduled or not!
A
majority decision to stop two combatants from killin' one another. In the
unlikely event that there is no majority, either combatant may CRY UNCLE,
and the engagement MUST cease!

9) Actual combatant/attendees may add to these RULES-- no civilized folks
will be allowed to participate. Marquis of Queensbury Rules
http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/Spri...tura/rules.htm don't
apply
to any engagements!

10) Any CIVILIZED PERSONS found among the UNCIVILIZED will be treated in
a
most UNCIVILIZED MANNER!

ACTIVITIES:

Once a time, date, and location are agreed upon, the first days activity
will consist of warm-up insults, heavy drinkin' and some fishin'. The
second day will begin with fractious early breakfast followed by
semi-pugilist sports--to be determined between now and the week before the
'clave-- Assuming that any or all combatants/attendees are capable after
the
pugilist activities, drinkin', cussin', and fishin' will follow. We'll
just
have to wing it for the 3rd thru 5th days; however, all day are to remain
UNCIVILIZED and no reconciliations will be tolerated--otherwise the
UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE will be considered a failure.

As I am proposin' this UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE, I will be in attendance! I
implore all other UNCIVILIZED ROFFians sign-up NOW!

Sincerely Vile,
Mark H. Bowen a/k/a CtM

"Mark H. Bowen" wrote...
Ok, it's time to separate the men from the boys, the women from the girls,
the women from the men and boys, the homosexuals from the heterosexuals, the
civilized from the uncivilized etc., etc., etc....

I propose the Uncivilized 'Clave! And, yes there are RULES.

Can I bring my wife? A boy *does* need protection.
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

I keeping with the theme of the UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE....No you can't bring your wife,
you sniveling little pustule. If you were to bring your wife you would only cry to
ROFF that someone had broken the Numero Uno *RULE* of ROFF, when she left the 'clave
with another ROFFian! Now go back to suckin' your thumb, you Civilized *******!

Mark
"Tim J." wrote in message
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"Mark H. Bowen" wrote...
Ok, it's time to separate the men from the boys, the women from the girls,
the women from the men and boys, the homosexuals from the heterosexuals, the
civilized from the uncivilized etc., etc., etc....

I propose the Uncivilized 'Clave! And, yes there are RULES.

Can I bring my wife? A boy *does* need protection.
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj




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"Mark H. Bowen" wrote...
I keeping with the theme of the UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE....No you can't bring your
wife,
you sniveling little pustule. If you were to bring your wife you would only
cry to
ROFF that someone had broken the Numero Uno *RULE* of ROFF, when she left the
'clave
with another ROFFian! Now go back to suckin' your thumb, you Civilized
*******!

"Tim J." wrote...
"Mark H. Bowen" wrote...
Ok, it's time to separate the men from the boys, the women from the girls,
the women from the men and boys, the homosexuals from the heterosexuals,
the
civilized from the uncivilized etc., etc., etc....

I propose the Uncivilized 'Clave! And, yes there are RULES.

Can I bring my wife? A boy *does* need protection.

Okay. Can I bring my mother?
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Tim J. wrote:


Okay. Can I bring my mother?

Oh yeah? Well, my mother can beat up your mother.

Willi

Mike Connor wrote:
This is all just embarrasing. Why do you bother? Fortenberry has gone over
the top as well. You guys will kill this newsgroup. Perhaps just as well.

Some may say that this post is merely the pot calling the kettle black, ...

Well, there's the pot, kettle, black thing but the bigger issue is that
you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

The whole concept of public lands must be foreign to a European but it's
a grand and beautiful concept. Until a bunch of drunken hillbilly scum
come along and trash it. Trash it not just for now, but for many years
to come. We cannot afford to enforce our laws on all our public lands,
we assume that our citizens will obey the laws. Most do. But there's
human garbage on two legs and four wheels like Chester the Molester
who will destroy the grand and beautiful just because they can get
away with it.

It makes me sick. CtM makes me sick. He's human filth below the scum,
below the slime, far worse than the village idiot who you saw fit to
villify in this forum. If a sportsman cannot speak out against garbage
like Mark Bowen in this forum, this place ain't worth the electrons it
takes to support it.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
ink.net...
You'd be a perfect candidate for the UNCIVILIZED 'CLAVE Mike. What do ya
say?


I say you ought to grow up, and learn to behave yourself, irrespective of
what others may do.