Top 10 reasons to marry a bass pro

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Reason #10: Quality time

Consider the average pro angler's schedule: breakfast at 4:30 a.m., takeoff
at 6 a.m., a full day of fishing, weigh-in until 5:00 p.m., dinner at 5:30,
tackle work from 6 to 8:30 pm, then early to bed. With a schedule like that
you'll always know that 5:30 to 6:00 dinner is "our time".


Reason #9: No competition

He might be gazing at some young hottie near the weigh-in stage, but you
know what he's thinking: "Hmmm, that water's really clearing up. Wonder if I
can get away with just 30-pound-test on my flippin stick?"


Reason #8: The perks

Generous sponsors mean fabulous extras for you. Imagine never having to buy
monofilament again. Ladies, it's like a dream come true.


Reason #7: Glamorous travel

Imagine, Cullman, Ala., one week, Jasper, Texas, the next. And if he makes
the Classic, it's "Hello, Pittsburgh!"

Reason #6: His wardrobe

The bachelor bassman always looks sharp - that's a given. But his wardrobe
also has the exciting element of surprise: Will he be wearing the boat
sponsor shirt, or the lure sponsor pullover? The anticipation is unbearable.


Reason #5: His vehicle

Tired of boyfriend after boyfriend with the eensy little sportscar? With
your Bassin' Bachelor, you'll always arrive in style in the full size tow
vehicle - usually draggin' the 21 foot fully rigged you-know-what behind.


Reason #4: Marriage-minded

Is your bassing bachelor a marriage-minded man? You bet he is. That is, of
course, if he "makes the E-50's this year."


Reason #3: Dependable

If your Bass pro bachelor doesn't show up for a date, you need not worry
that he's out carousing with his "buds." More likely, he stuck on a sandbar
with a blown powerhead on his outboard motor.


Reason #2: The only fish in the sea

The Bassmaster Pro bachelor will not likely be seeing other women on the
side. These guys, on average, get one date every 14 months!


Reason #1: His deep, soulful gaze

Nothing makes a bachelors gaze more soulful than the reverse racoon effect
that is the result of wearing thick polarized sunglasses all day on the
water every day.
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Reason #10: Quality time

Consider the average pro angler's schedule: breakfast at 4:30 a.m.,
takeoff
at 6 a.m., a full day of fishing, weigh-in until 5:00 p.m., dinner at
5:30,
tackle work from 6 to 8:30 pm, then early to bed. With a schedule like
that
you'll always know that 5:30 to 6:00 dinner is "our time".


Reason #9: No competition

He might be gazing at some young hottie near the weigh-in stage, but you
know what he's thinking: "Hmmm, that water's really clearing up. Wonder if
I
can get away with just 30-pound-test on my flippin stick?"


Reason #8: The perks

Generous sponsors mean fabulous extras for you. Imagine never having to
buy
monofilament again. Ladies, it's like a dream come true.


Reason #7: Glamorous travel

Imagine, Cullman, Ala., one week, Jasper, Texas, the next. And if he makes
the Classic, it's "Hello, Pittsburgh!"