OT CPO Humor

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.
After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window
seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a low voice,
"General, United States Army, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tightlipped
smile, "General, United States Air Force, retired. Married, two sons, both
judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce
himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims,

"Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons,
both generals."

Dave LaCourse wrote:
...
"Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons,
both generals."

Yeah, I could have been a CPO, but they found out my parents
were married.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Fortenberry writes:

Yeah, I could have been a CPO, but they found out my parents
were married.


You wouldn't have made it through boot camp before you'd have cried for your
mama. You couln't have cried for your daddy since you don't know who he is.

Very few people actually *know* who their father is. They might have made
an accurate educated guess but they don't really know.
bruce h

Hear about the General who was so dumb other
Generals were starting to notice it?

Hear about the General who was so dumb other
Generals were starting to notice it?

Hear about the General who was so dumb other
Generals were starting to notice it?