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Asadi - Try to count to 10



 
 
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Old April 8th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Frank Reid
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Default Asadi - Try to count to 10

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=652223

Okay John, count to ten with your fingers and see what you get. By the way,
who bought that fly from Ebay?

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Old April 9th, 2005, 01:27 PM
Wayne Harrison
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"Kevin Vang" wrote

I sent instructions to asadi


hilarious. you might just as well have mailed a copy of mr. joyce's
"ulysses" to stevie wonder for his literary edification...

yfitons
wayno (i mean, i have spent *time* with the man...)



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Old April 9th, 2005, 03:18 PM
Wolfgang
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
news

"Kevin Vang" wrote

I sent instructions to asadi


hilarious. you might just as well have mailed a copy of mr. joyce's
"ulysses" to stevie wonder for his literary edification...

yfitons
wayno (i mean, i have spent *time* with the man...)


The difference, of course, is that the Braille edition might do Mr. Wonder
some good (insofar as a book that may as well have been written in proto
Indo-European can be conceived of as doing anyone any good), while for Mr.
Asadi it would be like listening to an LP that has been cleaned with a
brick.

Wolfgang
i mean, we're talking some serious lacunae here!


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Old April 11th, 2005, 07:52 AM
David Snedeker
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
news

"Kevin Vang" wrote

I sent instructions to asadi


hilarious. you might just as well have mailed a copy of mr. joyce's
"ulysses" to stevie wonder for his literary edification...

yfitons
wayno (i mean, i have spent *time* with the man...)


The difference, of course, is that the Braille edition might do Mr. Wonder
some good (insofar as a book that may as well have been written in proto
Indo-European can be conceived of as doing anyone any good), while for Mr.
Asadi it would be like listening to an LP that has been cleaned with a
brick.


You may be confusing "Finnegan's Wake," with "Ulysses." "Finnegan's Wake IS
arguably unintelligible. "Ulysses" is a masterpiece of the English language
and the Irish mind.

Dave Snedeker


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Old April 11th, 2005, 09:32 AM
Wayne Harrison
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"David Snedeker" wrote

You may be confusing "Finnegan's Wake," with "Ulysses." "Finnegan's Wake
IS
arguably unintelligible. "Ulysses" is a masterpiece of the English
language
and the Irish mind.



no doubt that "finnegan's wake" is unintelligable. "ulysses" is merely
boring.

yfitons
wayno (of course, there are people who honestly believe that jackson pollock
was an "artist")


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Old April 11th, 2005, 01:33 PM
Wolfgang
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"David Snedeker" wrote in message
...

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
news

"Kevin Vang" wrote

I sent instructions to asadi

hilarious. you might just as well have mailed a copy of mr. joyce's
"ulysses" to stevie wonder for his literary edification...

yfitons
wayno (i mean, i have spent *time* with the man...)


The difference, of course, is that the Braille edition might do Mr.
Wonder
some good (insofar as a book that may as well have been written in proto
Indo-European can be conceived of as doing anyone any good), while for
Mr.
Asadi it would be like listening to an LP that has been cleaned with a
brick.


You may be confusing "Finnegan's Wake," with "Ulysses."


Mmmmm.................nope, don't think so.

"Finnegan's Wake IS
arguably unintelligible. "Ulysses" is a masterpiece of the English
language
and the Irish mind.


O.k.

Wolfgang


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Old April 9th, 2005, 02:24 PM
asadi
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You will never know how much that confused me...
Until this date, I though 'Vang' was an alter ego for 'mfitons' . . .

Although I feel that few subjects are . ummm. shall we say 'sacred' I wan't
going to touch that one...

john
"Kevin Vang" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...
By the way,
who bought that fly from Ebay?



I did, cuz none of you cheap sonsabitches would outbid me.
I sent instructions to asadi to ship it to mr. a. wayne
harrison, esq., of tons, to be considered a deposit (10%
of a pound of flesh) to retain his professional services
in the event of any unfortunate incidents at the Penns
Clave. I never heard if that actually happened though.

Kevin

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Old April 9th, 2005, 02:25 PM
asadi
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Nine and three quarters...which means, quite literally, that I can never
count to ten....
john
"Frank Reid" wrote in message
...
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=652223

Okay John, count to ten with your fingers and see what you get. By the

way,
who bought that fly from Ebay?

--
Frank Reid
Euthenize to respond




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Old April 11th, 2005, 06:05 AM
Cyli
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On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 09:25:55 -0400, "asadi"
wrote:

Nine and three quarters...which means, quite literally, that I can never
count to ten....



Ummm. How're you fixed for toes?

Cyli
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Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

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