Walmart Fish Tale

A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
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A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

What rod are you suggesting? Why are you even taking issue? Next you'll ask
what Wal-mart doesn't charge sales tax so you can shop there!.

"Cadmus" wrote in message
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graphite rod with a 202........

Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
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graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
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A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

Yeah, I remember seeing your name in that newsgroup,Bubba Hump

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
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Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
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graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
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A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There
is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime
the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there
is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He
says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and
the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

Pure genius graphite rod boy! Touche!
"Cadmus" wrote in message
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Yeah, I remember seeing your name in that newsgroup,Bubba Hump

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
ink.net...
Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
...
A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There
is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of
it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime
the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that
there
is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know
that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He
says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and
the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

I can't return the compliment .........

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
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Pure genius graphite rod boy! Touche!
"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
Yeah, I remember seeing your name in that newsgroup,Bubba Hump

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
ink.net...
Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
...
A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There
is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She
says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of
it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the
meantime
the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that
there
is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know
that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says,
"That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He
says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00,
and
the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

Sorry Cadmus, I have PMS.


"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
Yeah, I remember seeing your name in that newsgroup,Bubba Hump

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
ink.net...
Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
...
A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There
is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00." She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of
it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime
the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that
there
is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know
that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He
says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and
the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

I hear you Bubba...I have a gina too!
doS
"Bubba Test" wrote in message
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Sorry Cadmus, I have PMS.


"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
Yeah, I remember seeing your name in that newsgroup,Bubba Hump

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
ink.net...
Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
...
A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There
is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She
says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of
it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the
meantime
the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that
there
is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know
that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says,
"That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He
says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00,
and
the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)

and the sores and blisters on it hurt like heck!
doS
"Bubba Test" wrote in message
...
Sorry Cadmus, I have PMS.


"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
Yeah, I remember seeing your name in that newsgroup,Bubba Hump

"Bubba Test" wrote in message
ink.net...
Sitck you reading the "My new nipple and vag piercings" posts

"Cadmus" wrote in message
...
graphite rod with a 202........

"Dick Proulx" wrote in message
...
A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which
one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There
is
a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She
says,
"Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
She
says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of
it
dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll
take
it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the
meantime
the
woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that
there
is
no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know
that
she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says,
"That
will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He
says,
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00,
and
the
catfish stink bait is $2.50!

Y'all have a great fishing day. (Dick)