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#1
January 23rd, 2006, 02:33 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
We've not had a bad joke in a while
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" The guy went fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding. He bought a new beemer, played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. And, he lived happily ever after THE END 
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#2
January 23rd, 2006, 02:38 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
"Wayne Knight" schrieb im Newsbeitrag ... We've not had a bad joke in a while THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" The guy went fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding. He bought a new beemer, played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. And, he lived happily ever after THE END Whatīs the matter with you? Donīt you like fairies? TL MC
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#3
January 23rd, 2006, 03:13 PM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" The guy went fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding. He bought a new beemer, played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. And, he lived happily ever after THE END Whatīs the matter with you? Donīt you like fairies? TL MC What does every ethnic joke ever start up with? Looking over your shoulder... And, How to you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on it... Anthony -- "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~ Einstein
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#4
January 23rd, 2006, 02:44 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
"Wayne Knight" schrieb im Newsbeitrag ... We've not had a bad joke in a while Three blondes were sitting together discussing the fact that people thought they were dumb. Across the aisle were three brunettes, and the blondes decided to challenge them to a contest. They finally agreed on an ice fishing contest. On the first day the brunettes caught forty seven fish, and the blondes caught none. On the second day, the brunettes caught sixty three fish, and the blondes caught none. On the third day, the blondes held a conference. One of them dyed her hair brunette, and sneaked into the opposing camp to see if they were cheating. Upon her return, her companions asked her "Well, are they cheating?" "They sure are" she said " They are cutting holes in the ice!". TL MC
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#5
January 23rd, 2006, 02:45 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 21:33:57 -0500, "Wayne Knight"
wrote: We've not had a bad joke in a while THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" The guy went fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding. He bought a new beemer, played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. And, he lived happily ever after THE END How do you know it's "happy hour" at a gay (yes, that kind of fairy) bar? The barstools are upside down...
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#6
January 23rd, 2006, 09:55 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 21:33:57 -0500, "Wayne Knight" wrote: We've not had a bad joke in a while THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" The guy went fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding. He bought a new beemer, played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. And, he lived happily ever after THE END How do you know it's "happy hour" at a gay (yes, that kind of fairy) bar? The barstools are upside down... Hell, I didn't even know it was a gay bar until some guy asked me if he could push in my stool.......
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#7
January 24th, 2006, 12:47 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
Charlie Wilson wrote:
We've not had a bad joke in a while How do you know it's "happy hour" at a gay (yes, that kind of fairy) bar? The barstools are upside down... Hell, I didn't even know it was a gay bar until some guy asked me if he could push in my stool....... and...to continue the, uh, humor... how did the tribe discover its gay indian? ... he kept bringing back scalps with handles... jeff (well, i figure if i can listen to lawyer jokes, the homosexuals here can abide a few gay jokes)
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#8
January 24th, 2006, 01:04 AM
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OT A short fairy tale (not that kid of fairy!)
"Jeff Miller" wrote in message news:rOeBf.9476$NE.4723@dukeread12... Charlie Wilson wrote: We've not had a bad joke in a while How do you know it's "happy hour" at a gay (yes, that kind of fairy) bar? The barstools are upside down... Hell, I didn't even know it was a gay bar until some guy asked me if he could push in my stool....... and...to continue the, uh, humor... how did the tribe discover its gay indian? ... he kept bringing back scalps with handles... jeff (well, i figure if i can listen to lawyer jokes, the homosexuals here can abide a few gay jokes) The difference (at least in the popular perception) is that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice.......lawyers were born that way.  Wolfgang no hitting, wayno.....i did not start this ****! 
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