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Old March 14th, 2006, 09:38 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M


  #2  
Old March 16th, 2006, 10:26 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

Can't say we're all out fishing. My wrecking trip tomorrow from Lymington
has just been blown off, so the next one is likely to be Dartmouth in early
May.
Paul

"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M




  #3  
Old March 17th, 2006, 08:36 AM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Hello to all.
My name is naty and am new to the newsgroup. just a couple of lines to ask
some help.
Can anyone please tell me if there are any books, internet sites etc on fish
parasitology, especially marine? I am desperatelly looking for information
on marien fish parasites and do not know where to look.
thasnks for your help
naty

"Paul Prescott" ha scritto nel messaggio
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Can't say we're all out fishing. My wrecking trip tomorrow from Lymington
has just been blown off, so the next one is likely to be Dartmouth in
early
May.
Paul

"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M






  #4  
Old March 17th, 2006, 11:28 AM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

Naty

If you do a google for fish parasites you'll find plenty of info
particularly from the States.

The Big Man

"Natalia Buffoni" wrote in message
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Hello to all.
My name is naty and am new to the newsgroup. just a couple of lines to ask
some help.
Can anyone please tell me if there are any books, internet sites etc on
fish parasitology, especially marine? I am desperatelly looking for
information on marien fish parasites and do not know where to look.
thasnks for your help
naty

"Paul Prescott" ha scritto nel messaggio
...
Can't say we're all out fishing. My wrecking trip tomorrow from Lymington
has just been blown off, so the next one is likely to be Dartmouth in
early
May.
Paul

"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M








  #5  
Old March 17th, 2006, 07:50 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. eh?
whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M



  #6  
Old March 17th, 2006, 09:59 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M





  #7  
Old March 17th, 2006, 10:00 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M






  #8  
Old March 19th, 2006, 06:40 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards on
the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and teak
rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've boated
about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the galley. She's
about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's laden with hot coffee
and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her with a smile and a kiss when
the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn to the rod and grab it with
both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but what's this? Water everywhere, the
fish has managed to bring gallons of sea in with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed again!
;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M








  #9  
Old March 19th, 2006, 08:42 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

Triffic David and I liked the way you woke up just befoer that magic moment.
Beats the hellout of peeing into the wardrobe tho a lot easier to clean up.
By the way wife or ex wife by the time we read this.?

Any more tales of the unexopected out ther ???
Tight Lines
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
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I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards
on the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and
teak rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've
boated about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the
galley. She's about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's laden
with hot coffee and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her with a
smile and a kiss when the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn to the
rod and grab it with both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but what's
this? Water everywhere, the fish has managed to bring gallons of sea in
with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed again!
;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M










  #10  
Old March 19th, 2006, 11:00 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea
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Default Wakey Wakey

By the time we read this mate, probably ex!. nah, I doubt it.

And it was all a drream, the boat I used to fish from at Lymington has gone
now so I'm actually boat less. Bummer eh??

David
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Triffic David and I liked the way you woke up just befoer that magic
moment.
Beats the hellout of peeing into the wardrobe tho a lot easier to clean
up.
By the way wife or ex wife by the time we read this.?

Any more tales of the unexopected out ther ???
Tight Lines
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards
on the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and
teak rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've
boated about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the
galley. She's about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's
laden with hot coffee and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her
with a smile and a kiss when the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn
to the rod and grab it with both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but
what's this? Water everywhere, the fish has managed to bring gallons of
sea in with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed
again! ;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M












 




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