Speaking of Cabin Fever

Okay, I pull up my browser for a quick check of the news. Hit Google
News. I usually start there and then delve off into the papers that
the articles lead me to. Here's what we have for headlines today:
Pig Breaks George's Heart.... Well, my first thought is that Rush
Limbaugh won't return Bush's phone calls. I guess it was a case of
kiss and squeal. No, its George Clooney's pet pig. The pig died. The
only reason we know this is that Clooney ordered 50 lbs of sausage
casing from Cabelas.
Okay, what next? NYC Bans Trans Fats from Eateries... Okay, that's
just mean. If some transexual who has to buy its pantyhose from the
women's section wants to go out for a quick piece of Clooney's Homemade
Sausage, it has to go to New Jersey. Maybe if it ran there a few
times, it could lose enough to fit into or afford .... Hefty Fee for
Hepburn's Dress... Yes, that slinky black dress from Breakfast at
Tiffany's was yanked out of the grave and sold at auction for $922,299
or $920,000 (NZ money) or $1m (Aussie bucks) or £410,000 or £467,000
(Irish) or 807-thousand dollars or $811,390 (what Romainians think it
sold for). This exceded the auction estimate of $150,000 for this size
two number. Hmm, maybe the NYC transexual has to run say... to Ecuador
to loose enough to fit into the dress.
Then again, said NYCCT (New York City Chunky Transexual) may have
already gone to NJ as ... E. Coli Threat May Have Passed In NJ!!! Ya
eat a Clooney Homemade Sausage thats been trucked to NYC in the back of
socially responsible solar powered Volvo, sold out of the back of said
Volvo to a NYCCT thats been banned from the local restaraunts, the
first think that NYCCT is gonna do is take a dump at the rest stop on
the Jersey Turnpike.
Damn, news is just too depressing. Now how do I get the little red
balls to go over to the green side or is it the other way 'round?
Frank Reid

Frank Reid wrote:

Damn, news is just too depressing.

How many innocent people died in Iraq today? The carnage is unabated and
even increasing, but no one here seems to care or to pay attention.
We're pushing 3,000 of our troops dead, and many more grievously
wounded. Just today, there were three US soldiers killed and six wounded
in Baghdad. The number of Iraqis beheaded (the Sunnis' favorite
method) or tortured to death with drills into the skull (the Shiites'
favorite method) are beyond counting. The Baghdad morgue doesn't have
enough room for the bodies. They classify Sunni vs. Shiite by the mode
of death, and essentially throw the bodies on a pile. Maybe two
different piles.

The ignorant, incompetent assholes who've been running our country have
a lot to answer for.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
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The ignorant, incompetent assholes who've been running our country have a
lot to answer for.

Then help me get rid of them by joining our movement.

We are the third party. We want a government that we can trust and that is
not the current government controlled by Democrats and Republicans.

Salvation awaits you! Join a third party!

Op

Opus wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...


The ignorant, incompetent assholes who've been running our country have a
lot to answer for.


Then help me get rid of them by joining our movement.

We are the third party. We want a government that we can trust and that is
not the current government controlled by Democrats and Republicans.

Salvation awaits you! Join a third party!

I like the Democratic Party. Good luck. You'll need it.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
ink.net...

I like the Democratic Party. Good luck. You'll need it.

So you *like* the "ignorant, incompetent assholes who've been running our
country?"

Good luck. You'll need it!

Op

Opus wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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I like the Democratic Party. Good luck. You'll need it.


So you *like* the "ignorant, incompetent assholes who've been running our
country?"

The Republicans have been running the country, totally, for at least 6
years.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message news:_hndh.7236
"... The ignorant, incompetent assholes who've been running our country have
a lot to answer for"

They should be tried as war criminals!
and
At the very least spend some quality jail time!
and Yes!
I do mean Bush Cheney et all !

Too bad- it won't happen!
Fred


"rw" wrote in message
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Frank Reid wrote: