Piranhas

Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

Leah Lidtorf wrote:
Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

Depends. Do you live in the Amazon?

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"Leah Lidtorf" wrote in message
m...
Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

A Zen koan ?

Half of a lame joke ?

Existential insight ?

8/17's of a haiku ?

You decide...

leah wrote:Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?


Would they help with the jet ski problem?

Big Dale

"Leah Lidtorf" wrote in message
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Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

no; all of our indigenous pirnahas (pr: "peer-nah'-hahs") were made
extinct by the introduction, in the late 19th century, by alfred vanderbilt,
of their only natural predator: the bright orange goldfish.
if i were you, i would suggest that you be more concerned with the
existence of bats in your belfry.
hth
wayno

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"Wayne Harrison" wrote:


"Leah Lidtorf" wrote in message
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Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

no; all of our indigenous pirnahas (pr: "peer-nah'-hahs") were made
extinct by the introduction, in the late 19th century, by alfred vanderbilt,
of their only natural predator: the bright orange goldfish.
if i were you, i would suggest that you be more concerned with the
existence of bats in your belfry.

A big ol mean piranha was made extinct by a tiny little innocent
goldfish?

In the city of santa barbara a piranha was found in one of the city's
lakes. Apparently someone thought it would be a funny joke.

"steve" wrote in message
In the city of santa barbara a piranha was found in one of the city's
lakes. Apparently someone thought it would be a funny joke.

It was put in there to clear out the snakeheads.

Joe F.

From: "rb608"

wrote in message
In the city of santa barbara a piranha was found in one of the city's
lakes. Apparently someone thought it would be a funny joke.


It was put in there to clear out the snakeheads.

Which were introduced to control the grass carp.


George Adams

"All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of
youth that doth not grow stale with age."
---- J.W Muller

Information on piranhas in the US can be found at
http://nas.er.usgs.gov/queries/SpFac...?speciesID=429
http://nas.er.usgs.gov/queries/spCol...te=&HUCNumber=
http://nas.er.usgs.gov/queries/SpFac...?speciesID=431

Tim Lysyk
timlysyk at telus dot net

"Leah Lidtorf" wrote in message
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Are there Pirnahas in our lakes?

Well, considering the fact that I don't even KNOW you, I can hardly imagine
that you and I even HAVE lakes, let alone piranhas!

--riverman