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Old December 17th, 2003, 04:57 PM
slenon
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For the man, or woman, who frequently complains of needing a third hand, our
friends in Japan have just the time and labor saving device.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

I have no personal experience with this item so I can't tell you if the
batteries are included or if it imparts that special motion to your streamer
retrieves.


--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Darkstar

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm



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Old December 17th, 2003, 06:38 PM
riverman
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"slenon" wrote in message
om...
For the man, or woman, who frequently complains of needing a third hand,

our
friends in Japan have just the time and labor saving device.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

I have no personal experience with this item so I can't tell you if the
batteries are included or if it imparts that special motion to your

streamer
retrieves.



The last picture looks like its jacking off a squid!

I want to know exactly WHAT word you put into google to find this. AND how
you spelled it!

--riverman


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Old December 17th, 2003, 07:30 PM
SnakeFiddler
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O.K., I don't read Japanese, and cannot get my computer to convert it, but
unless there is something that explains it in the text- what's the advantage
to this?

Snakefiddler- that was a rhetorical question- no answers please

"riverman" wrote in message
...

"slenon" wrote in message
om...
For the man, or woman, who frequently complains of needing a third hand,

our
friends in Japan have just the time and labor saving device.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

I have no personal experience with this item so I can't tell you if the
batteries are included or if it imparts that special motion to your

streamer
retrieves.



The last picture looks like its jacking off a squid!

I want to know exactly WHAT word you put into google to find this. AND how
you spelled it!

--riverman




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Old December 17th, 2003, 07:32 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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SnakeFiddler wrote:

... what's the advantage
to this?


Less expensive than a Mercedes and there's none of that
awful baited breath smell.

;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

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Old December 17th, 2003, 07:38 PM
riverman
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
y.com...
SnakeFiddler wrote:

... what's the advantage
to this?


Less expensive than a Mercedes and there's none of that
awful baited breath smell.

;-)



So this guy walks into a bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey....

--riverman


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Old December 17th, 2003, 07:52 PM
SnakeFiddler
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Less expensive than a Mercedes and there's none of that awful baited breath
smell.

Well, that goes without saying, but ......?

Snakefiddler-
"riverman" wrote in message
...

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
y.com...
SnakeFiddler wrote:

... what's the advantage
to this?


Less expensive than a Mercedes and there's none of that
awful baited breath smell.

;-)



So this guy walks into a bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey....

--riverman




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Old December 17th, 2003, 08:17 PM
rw
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SnakeFiddler wrote:
O.K., I don't read Japanese, and cannot get my computer to convert it, but
unless there is something that explains it in the text- what's the advantage
to this?


It's the only porn sex toy that any of us can hope to measure up to,
anatomically.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

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Old December 17th, 2003, 09:20 PM
SnakeFiddler
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Hey, dgya'll hear about the woman who was arrested in Texas(maybe
yesterday?) for hosting sex toy parties in her home? The parties were for
women only- had to be over 18 to attend. She said her goal was to help
women strengthen their relationships with their boyfriends and husbands.
The selling of sex toys is not illegal in Texas, as there are adult stores
that sell them, but apparently this woman's parties are....

Snakefiddler- so much for my invitation....
"rw" wrote in message
news
SnakeFiddler wrote:
O.K., I don't read Japanese, and cannot get my computer to convert it,

but
unless there is something that explains it in the text- what's the

advantage
to this?


It's the only porn sex toy that any of us can hope to measure up to,
anatomically.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.



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Old December 17th, 2003, 09:17 PM
Mike Connor
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"SnakeFiddler" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
Hey, dgya'll hear about the woman who was arrested in Texas(maybe
yesterday?) for hosting sex toy parties in her home? The parties were for
women only- had to be over 18 to attend. She said her goal was to help
women strengthen their relationships with their boyfriends and husbands.
The selling of sex toys is not illegal in Texas, as there are adult stores
that sell them, but apparently this woman's parties are....


They call that "tupperware" here!

TL
MC


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Old December 17th, 2003, 09:37 PM
Scott Seidman
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Default OT- crude, vulgar, potential stocking stuffer.

"SnakeFiddler" wrote in
:

Hey, dgya'll hear about the woman who was arrested in Texas(maybe
yesterday?) for hosting sex toy parties in her home? The parties were
for women only- had to be over 18 to attend. She said her goal was to
help women strengthen their relationships with their boyfriends and
husbands. The selling of sex toys is not illegal in Texas, as there
are adult stores that sell them, but apparently this woman's parties
are....


Apparently, selling sex toys is marginally legal in the great state of
Texas, so long as you label them "for novelty only" (so to speak) or some
such BS, and this woman had no such label.

Scott
 




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